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Using the Texas Definition of Expert, I am an Expert on Terrorism

Started by Doktor Howl, July 22, 2013, 05:46:46 PM

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Doktor Howl

July 22, 2013, 05:46:46 PM
Post in this thread and tell me what you did today, and I will tell you if it was terrorism or REAL AMERICA™.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

LMNO

#1
July 22, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.

Doktor Howl

#2
July 22, 2013, 06:03:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 22, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.

REAL AMERICAN™.

Dumping chemicals in occupied areas is the Free Market™ self-regulating.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
July 22, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#4
July 22, 2013, 06:12:22 PM
I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.

Doktor Howl

#5
July 22, 2013, 06:13:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.

But

TERRORIST.  Studying Spanish.

RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...

TERRORIST.  For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.
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Doktor Howl

#6
July 22, 2013, 06:13:57 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 06:12:22 PM
I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.

TERRORIST.  Insufficient meat in diet, and the wrong kind of meat.  I don't see beef in there anywhere.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
July 22, 2013, 06:19:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 06:13:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.

But

TERRORIST.  Studying Spanish.

RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...

TERRORIST.  For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.

:jihad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
July 22, 2013, 06:20:22 PM
I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#9
July 22, 2013, 06:37:46 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:20:22 PM
I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!

:jihaad:
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McGrupp

#10
July 22, 2013, 06:45:53 PM
I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.

Salty

#11
July 22, 2013, 06:47:44 PM
I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.

I also performed various bodily functions.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#12
July 22, 2013, 06:54:59 PM
I also made this new avatar.

Alty,
Steppin'.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#13
July 22, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on July 22, 2013, 06:45:53 PM
I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.

TERRORIST.

Helping sick people advances the cause of Obamacare, which is Kenyan.

The pizza bagel thing is okay.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Doktor Howl

#14
July 22, 2013, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2013, 06:47:44 PM
I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.

I also performed various bodily functions.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Television is patriotic as FUCK.  Except for PBS and BBC America, of course, but they don't show cartoons.
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