Using the Texas Definition of Expert, I am an Expert on Terrorism

[Doktor Howl]

Post in this thread and tell me what you did today, and I will tell you if it was terrorism or REAL AMERICA™.

[LMNO]

Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.

[Doktor Howl]

Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.

REAL AMERICAN™.

Dumping chemicals in occupied areas is the Free Market™ self-regulating.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.

[Ben Shapiro]

I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.

[Doktor Howl]

I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.

But

TERRORIST.  Studying Spanish.

RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...

TERRORIST.  For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.

[Doktor Howl]

I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.

TERRORIST.  Insufficient meat in diet, and the wrong kind of meat.  I don't see beef in there anywhere.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.

But

TERRORIST.  Studying Spanish.

RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...

TERRORIST.  For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.

:jihad:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!

[McGrupp]

I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.

[Salty]

I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.

I also performed various bodily functions.

[Salty]

I also made this new avatar.

Alty,
Steppin'.

[Doktor Howl]

I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.

TERRORIST.

Helping sick people advances the cause of Obamacare, which is Kenyan.

The pizza bagel thing is okay.

[Doktor Howl]

I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.

I also performed various bodily functions.

REAL AMERICAN™.  Television is patriotic as FUCK.  Except for PBS and BBC America, of course, but they don't show cartoons.