Ah, Southern Baptists. You stay classy.

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

Anyone's kids.  I have a very long fuse, surprisingly enough, in most cases.  In this case, as a passer-by, I'd grab the heaviest thing off the shelf and redo his nose for him.

Dok,
Fighting fair isn't my bag, man.

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.

Any kid.

You just don't do that shit.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.

Any kid.

You just don't do that shit.

Yeah, any kid. One thing that sucked about my last fucking job is my manager kept having to yell at me for telling assbag parents not to hit their kids or I would call the cops and that's not good customer service.

[Ben Shapiro]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I would have head butted the son of a bitch. How fucking stupid are you that you're threatened by a 2 year old!

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.

Any kid.

You just don't do that shit.

Yeah, any kid. One thing that sucked about my last fucking job is my manager kept having to yell at me for telling assbag parents not to hit their kids or I would call the cops and that's not good customer service.

Different situation, depends what you mean by "hit".  A parent spanking their child is one thing.  A parent slugging their kid is another.  A total stranger laying his hands on a 2 year old means an ass kicking, Roger & Chuck-style.  Only without Chuck.

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I would have head butted the son of a bitch. How fucking stupid are you that you're threatened by a 2 year old!

Yep.  Roger and Chuck style.

This is defined as "Be sure you can explain yourself when this is over, because the cops are NOT going to accept 'boys will be boys'."

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

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Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.

Any kid.

You just don't do that shit.

Yeah, any kid. One thing that sucked about my last fucking job is my manager kept having to yell at me for telling assbag parents not to hit their kids or I would call the cops and that's not good customer service.

Different situation, depends what you mean by "hit".  A parent spanking their child is one thing.  A parent slugging their kid is another.  A total stranger laying his hands on a 2 year old means an ass kicking, Roger & Chuck-style.  Only without Chuck.

I agree spanking is something else entirely.

[Ben Shapiro]

Yeah spanking ,and telling your child "No" for trying to play with something sharp is always acceptable. Way different that beating them with a closed fist because they wanted candy. I see this dumb retarded shit here in Texas. Kid cries? Beat the shit out of them "That I'll learn them".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

You think it was staged or something?

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

I have no idea if it did.

I CAN say that during my 3 years in Texas, I saw shit that - while not this bad - made this look sort of par for the course.

On the other hand, the author punched my rage button, whether or not it's true, so effective article.

[Ben Shapiro]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

Is it the religious rant, or her not going feral super mom on the jackass?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

You think it was staged or something?

No. I just smell something funky.

I mean, the lady posted this on her blog. It's not like anyone else saw it happen, and she didn't report it to Wal-Mart or the police, so there's no incentive for anyone to pull the surveillance tape and look at it. Yet. Now that it's gotten so much play someone's bound to.

[Doktor Howl]

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Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

You think it was staged or something?

Looking at the film, looking at the story, there's no outside evidence that it ever happened at all.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

I'm not 100% convinced it actually happened.

You think it was staged or something?

No. I just smell something funky.

I mean, the lady posted this on her blog. It's not like anyone else saw it happen, and she didn't report it to Wal-Mart or the police, so there's no incentive for anyone to pull the surveillance tape and look at it. Yet. Now that it's gotten so much play someone's bound to.

Most of those "tapes" are memory buffers with about a week's storage, these days, except for the cameras looking down on the registers.

So there probably won't be any film.