How We Protect At-Risk Kids.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MY GIRLFRIEND REALLY LOVES ME YOU GUYS, WE HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND SHE LOVES ME AND SHE HAS DEFINITELY MET MY KIDS DID I MENTION THAT I'M A TERRIFIC FATHER? WELL I AM.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[AFK]

My IRL boss hates confrontation so you've already proven otherwise, dipshit.

I'm your IRL boss's boss, a damned good father, a passionate lover and an alligator wrestler and MY LIFE IS GOING REALLY WELL JUST FYI IDC WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME.

My boss's boss is a woman.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I haven't blamed her for shit.  You suck at reading and understanding.  I've blamed Stella and bearman for acting like puppy-eyed lackeys because they need to be accepted by Nigel.  That blame lies squarely with them. 

And I said I don't give a fuck whether I'm popular here or not. 

Try to follow better.

I bet you wouldn't be such a dick if you had a taste of my chocolate salty balls.

Wow, a joke from the 90s, how interesting....hmm.....no actually it isn't at all. Sorry.

No, see, you were too busy being a paranoid goddamned freak to get in on the cookie spree in the spring. One of the things in the goodie boxes that went out were chocolate salty balls, which are magically goddamned delicious. My friend's wife's been having a shit month and they made her fucking day. You're just so hellbent on being better than everyone else that you missed out.

[AFK]

Oh well.

[Doktor Howl]

No. You are incorrect.  I have education in hard science as well as public policy.  AND I have actual work experience in both.  I've worked in a lab.  I've worked in public health.  I've worked in policy.  I am one of the go-to guys in the state.  I was the engineer of the strategy that brought down the marijuana legalization law.  New Hampshire has reached out to me for help with marijuana policy.  New York State has reached out to me with help in prescription drug abuse prevention strategies.  I've done national presentations.

You'v taken some college courses and holler on the internet.  You don't hold a candle to me, though, I do agree you probably are smarter than ECH.

[Doktor Howl]

I haven't blamed her for shit.  You suck at reading and understanding.  I've blamed Stella and bearman for acting like puppy-eyed lackeys because they need to be accepted by Nigel.  That blame lies squarely with them. 

And I said I don't give a fuck whether I'm popular here or not. 

Try to follow better.

[Doktor Howl]

But, in any event Paes, you are quite right, which is why I find Nigel's delusions about my intelligence so comical. 

Personally, I can only go on what I've seen.

You don't come across as very bright.

[Doktor Howl]

I walk my talk.  Every damned day.  I got where I am through skill, yes intelligence, and hard work.  I haven't been randomly plucked from the populous to be put in the positions I have.  My reputation is one that I've built.  So much that I was offered a five-figure increase at a new job which I unfortunately had to decline because it would have created a commute that would have drastically reduced family time.  And among everything else, I'm a damned good father and always put my kiddos first.

But do you drive a Miata?

[AFK]

Oh, I knew this moment was coming.  Go ahead Roger, I've got my popcorn, make some more pithy observations on all of the posts you've missed. 

[Pæs]

Oh, I knew this moment was coming.  Go ahead Roger, I've got my popcorn, make some more pithy observations on all of the posts you've missed.

Yeah, snark at Roger for not always being here then tell us about your awesome life when someone points out that you spend a fuckload of time interacting at a community pf people united in their distaste for you.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I knew this moment was coming.  Go ahead Roger, I've got my popcorn, make some more pithy observations on all of the posts you've missed.

Don't mind if I do, loser.   

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I knew this moment was coming.  Go ahead Roger, I've got my popcorn, make some more pithy observations on all of the posts you've missed.

Yeah, snark at Roger for not always being here then tell us about your awesome life when someone points out that you spend a fuckload of time interacting at a community pf people united in their distaste for you.

Yeah, I was too busy fucking off with a bunch of my friends all day.

Bad Roger, no strap on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, I knew this moment was coming.  Go ahead Roger, I've got my popcorn, make some more pithy observations on all of the posts you've missed.

Yeah, snark at Roger for not always being here then tell us about your awesome life when someone points out that you spend a fuckload of time interacting at a community pf people united in their distaste for you.

BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVES ME AND I HAVE KIDS AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL ME, MAN. I'M REALLY REALLY HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL AND I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS WHO LIKE ME.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MY BEAUTIOOFUL GIRLFRIEND TOTALLY KNOWS WHERE I LIVE