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AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
MPHs are good program coordinators. 

Without training?  How interesting.

Program Coordination is kind of like the assembly floor of this field.  You need the big guns to do the higher level planning.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

Let's recap:

The Daily Mail is a reputable source.
MPHs have no training.
The NIH doesn't know what it's talking about.
Also cancer patients want access to carcinogens for therapeutic reasons.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:58:40 PM
Yeah, looks like bullshit to me: http://www.oregonmph.org/

Yeah, I knew he was talking out of his ass.

It's funny to watch him dig himself a hole, though.

MPH'S HAVE NO TRAINING.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
MPHs are good program coordinators. 

Without training?  How interesting.

Program Coordination is kind of like the assembly floor of this field.  You need the big guns to do the higher level planning.

MPPs are parasites.  You've bragged about it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:55:57 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:55:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: Heavy Metal Jacket Wearing Bear With Mind Lasers on August 15, 2013, 05:45:34 PM
If RWHN actually smoked pot he wouldn't be such a unbearable piece of shit, and his wife would have stayed with him.

My ex-wife would be a serious down-grade.

From your imaginary GF?

Guess I have a very vivid and sensory-inducing imagination.

I guess so.

I think that henceforth, I'll be referring to her as "Casperina".
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2866706/

Uh, you DO realize this article is talking about the efficacy as pertains to the impact on the environment right? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Watching an MPP calling an MPH untrained is like watching Donald Rumsfeld tell generals how to run a war.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2866706/

Uh, you DO realize this article is talking about the efficacy as pertains to the impact on the environment right?

You DO realize the program calls for the dangerous (healthwise) drugs to go down the sink, right?

I mean, you HAVE read Maine's plan, haven't you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:01:35 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
MPHs are good program coordinators. 

Without training?  How interesting.

Program Coordination is kind of like the assembly floor of this field.  You need the big guns to do the higher level planning.

MPPs are parasites.  You've bragged about it.

I guess I'm wondering exactly how he reconciles this:

http://oregonmph.org/content/health-management-policy-psu

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:07:17 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2866706/

Uh, you DO realize this article is talking about the efficacy as pertains to the impact on the environment right?

You DO realize the program calls for the dangerous (healthwise) drugs to go down the sink, right?

I mean, you HAVE read Maine's plan, haven't you?

Did you even read it? The article primarily addresses environmental issues but also makes mention of the "claims" that it also reduces drug abuse.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 06:07:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:01:35 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
MPHs are good program coordinators. 

Without training?  How interesting.

Program Coordination is kind of like the assembly floor of this field.  You need the big guns to do the higher level planning.

MPPs are parasites.  You've bragged about it.

I guess I'm wondering exactly how he reconciles this:

http://oregonmph.org/content/health-management-policy-psu

Well contrast this with:

Spending your tax money eating dinner and drinking beer in Austin, lol.

Clearly, MPPs are necessary for this sort of thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:06:29 PM
Watching an MPP calling an MPH untrained is like watching Donald Rumsfeld tell generals how to run a war.

You're funny.  Of course they get training.  The grad school I went to just started an MPH program.  There are MPHs in my office.  I'm only questioning the voracity of Nigel's friends training.  Given the ideas she seems to have that are antithetical to evidence-based public health theories.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 06:09:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:07:17 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2866706/

Uh, you DO realize this article is talking about the efficacy as pertains to the impact on the environment right?

You DO realize the program calls for the dangerous (healthwise) drugs to go down the sink, right?

I mean, you HAVE read Maine's plan, haven't you?

Did you even read it? The article primarily addresses environmental issues but also makes mention of the "claims" that it also reduces drug abuse.

Yes.

Down near the bottom under "save a flush", it says:

QuoteOnly certain drugs approved by the Food and Drug Administration should be flushed down the toilet or drain. These include drugs deemed to be "especially harmful to a child, pet, or anyone else if taken accidentally," according to the agency's "Information for Consumers (Drugs)" webpage.

I find it vastly amusing that RWHN didn't know that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 06:09:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:07:17 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: The End on August 15, 2013, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
NOTHING about what he preaches is based in harm reduction. NOTHING. Even the take-back programs are of dubious utility.

WOW, did your MPH friend tell you that?

Oh, you mean the person with actual TRAINING?

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT ON THE NIH WEBPAGE ABOUT TAKE-BACK PROGRAMS

OMG OMG OMG

REALLY?

I smell ownage in the air, here.

Can you link to this, so we can all enjoy RWHN's ignorance, right after he claimed an MPH isn't trained?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2866706/

Uh, you DO realize this article is talking about the efficacy as pertains to the impact on the environment right?

You DO realize the program calls for the dangerous (healthwise) drugs to go down the sink, right?

I mean, you HAVE read Maine's plan, haven't you?

Did you even read it? The article primarily addresses environmental issues but also makes mention of the "claims" that it also reduces drug abuse.

I did read it. "makes mention" isn't exactly rigorous study.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.