People in North Providence see Mary on a cross.

[Pæs]

I still don't see fucking Mary.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+face+in+clouds

[Suu]

You know, if in the event that Jesus is really up there, and so is Mary, I often think of how often they fucking facepalm over bullshit like this.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I still don't see fucking Mary.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+face+in+clouds

Never mind that we have no historical proof that Jesus the Messiah was a single person and not a bunch of people named Jesus doing the same shit around the same time, let alone a photograph of someone to show that he looked like someone who broke all fashion custom in Judaea at the time.

Twid,
Remembers something about Paul of Tarsus saying something about it being shameful for men to have long hair.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know, if in the event that Jesus is really up there, and so is Mary, I often think of how often they fucking facepalm over bullshit like this.

Probably constantly.

I'm sure they've probably shifted their attentions to some other planet with sentient life because they were sick of our stupidity and that's why all prayers are return to sender.

[Trivial]

God must be losing powers, created a whole planet, then couldn't destroy it only got it a bit wet, then only could crater a couple towns, transmogryfy some water and make a couple zombies.  I mean the progression has been going downward still and now he can just nudge a smudge or show up in some toast.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

God must be losing powers, created a whole planet, then couldn't destroy it only got it a bit wet, then only could crater a couple towns, transmogryfy some water and make a couple zombies.  I mean the progression has been going downward still and now he can just nudge a smudge or show up in some toast.

Ah, you forget the bad acid trip that is the Apocalypse of St. John, aka Book of Revelation

[Nephew Twiddleton]

God must be losing powers, created a whole planet, then couldn't destroy it only got it a bit wet, then only could crater a couple towns, transmogryfy some water and make a couple zombies.  I mean the progression has been going downward still and now he can just nudge a smudge or show up in some toast.

Ah, you forget the bad acid trip that is the Apocalypse of St. John, aka Book of Revelation

Which, aside from some really choice bits in the Old Testament, is one of the most Metal books in the Bible.

World ends when God embraces Black Metal.

[Trivial]

Meh that didn't happen, it's a prediction.  Maybe he find some cosmic viagra and gets his groove back.

[Suu]

I still don't see fucking Mary.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+face+in+clouds

Never mind that we have no historical proof that Jesus the Messiah was a single person and not a bunch of people named Jesus doing the same shit around the same time, let alone a photograph of someone to show that he looked like someone who broke all fashion custom in Judaea at the time.

Twid,
Remembers something about Paul of Tarsus saying something about it being shameful for men to have long hair.

We have a Jeshua bar Joseph of Nazareth  born on March 15th on the Census of Quirinus in Bethlehem listed at age 2 months. He was a real dude. Whether or not he did anything miraculous, who the fuck knows. I blasted a militant atheist thread with this information once. They were all dumbfounded. Only one piped up to call me a liar until I translated golden age Latin for them. Then he felt like a tool.

I could discuss the relevance of the Bible as a Roman primary source for HOURS, but I'm not feeling it tonight. Paul of Tarsus can suck my taint. That man needed to get laid.

We also have written record of Muhammed existing. If he really ascended into heaven in full flesh and blood from the Temple Mount, who the hell knows.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Meh that didn't happen, it's a prediction.  Maybe he find some cosmic viagra and gets his groove back.

Well, that is a matter of theological debate. Since I'm still pretending to be a Christian, I fall into the camp of Revelation describing in allegory the societal climate of the Roman Empire at the time it was written, or, as I think Suu put it once, a pissy letter to the Emperor by a butthurt Christian who couldn't even get martyred.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I still don't see fucking Mary.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+face+in+clouds

Never mind that we have no historical proof that Jesus the Messiah was a single person and not a bunch of people named Jesus doing the same shit around the same time, let alone a photograph of someone to show that he looked like someone who broke all fashion custom in Judaea at the time.

Twid,
Remembers something about Paul of Tarsus saying something about it being shameful for men to have long hair.

We have a Jeshua bar Joseph of Nazareth  born on March 15th on the Census of Quirinus in Bethlehem listed at age 2 months. He was a real dude. Whether or not he did anything miraculous, who the fuck knows. I blasted a militant atheist thread with this information once. They were all dumbfounded. Only one piped up to call me a liar until I translated golden age Latin for them. Then he felt like a tool.

I could discuss the relevance of the Bible as a Roman primary source for HOURS, but I'm not feeling it tonight. Paul of Tarsus can suck my taint. That man needed to get laid.

We also have written record of Muhammed existing. If he really ascended into heaven in full flesh and blood from the Temple Mount, who the hell knows.

Shit, really? Can you give me the text? I don't doubt you, but I would love to use that shit to piss off atheists.

[Suu]

Meh that didn't happen, it's a prediction.  Maybe he find some cosmic viagra and gets his groove back.

Well, that is a matter of theological debate. Since I'm still pretending to be a Christian, I fall into the camp of Revelation describing in allegory the societal climate of the Roman Empire at the time it was written, or, as I think Suu put it once, a pissy letter to the Emperor by a butthurt Christian who couldn't even get martyred.

John was a douchenozzle. He brought it upon himself. Nero thought he was a joke, and his letter pissed off Domitian so bad it caused a persecution.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Interesting that it was the Ides of March too, lol

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Meh that didn't happen, it's a prediction.  Maybe he find some cosmic viagra and gets his groove back.

Well, that is a matter of theological debate. Since I'm still pretending to be a Christian, I fall into the camp of Revelation describing in allegory the societal climate of the Roman Empire at the time it was written, or, as I think Suu put it once, a pissy letter to the Emperor by a butthurt Christian who couldn't even get martyred.

John was a douchenozzle. He brought it upon himself. Nero thought he was a joke, and his letter pissed off Domitian so bad it caused a persecution.

Pretty bad if the Antichrist himself thinks you're a joke and puts you on an island. Especially where Nero was fond of killing people just because.

[Suu]

Interesting that it was the Ides of March too, lol

The Ides can also be the 18th. We do not know when Julius Caesar was assassinated. However, the coincidence with the birth of Jesus could be allegorical. Rome died when Christ was born.

...Welcome to my fucking academic world.