The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

It's done.

Good.  The ruination of my beautiful car today was bad enough.  I'd hate to think of your sink's trap turning into a hockey puck.

All the boys have gone, leaving behind a hideous mess. My headache is fading. I am going to listen to the architecture lecture and try to ad-hoc a short lecture about something I do not give even a single weak fuck about.

After I take off my bra, this thing is a fucking torture device. Breasts should NEVER get bigger than B-cup, it's inhumane.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

Yes, SO MUCH THIS.

Why can't I find crystal Drano anymore, BTW?

I can think of three reasons.

It's basically a great way to FUCK UP everything downriver of your town.

It's a fantastic way to fuck your sanitary district UP.

It's a great way to poison someone you really, really don't like (victim goes off like a volcano.  It's kinda gross.)

Yeah, but I never fed it to anybody. (There's people walking around I SHOULD have fed it to years ago, but I'm a pushover that way  ) I just liked it for clogs, it worked.
As far as what's downriver of central Texas, yeah, I get that. Hometown river turned to crap in my own little lifetime.

But Liquid Plumbr BLOWS GOATS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh also, this is immediately after my very first Maiden concert, coming back from the Orpheum in Downtown Boston, pretty damn close to where I met Roger in person.  Bruce Dickinson had just rejoined the band (Ed Huntour, 1999). Other long hair next to me is my best friend in high school. Interestingly, if you render my last name and his back into Irish, they are identical. They just got anglicized differently.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh also, this is immediately after my very first Maiden concert, coming back from the Orpheum in Downtown Boston, pretty damn close to where I met Roger in person.  Bruce Dickinson had just rejoined the band (Ed Huntour, 1999). Other long hair next to me is my best friend in high school. Interestingly, if you render my last name and his back into Irish, they are identical. They just got anglicized differently.

And yes, those are two Irish boys, both carrying the Union Flag.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

It's done.

Good.  The ruination of my beautiful car today was bad enough.  I'd hate to think of your sink's trap turning into a hockey puck.

All the boys have gone, leaving behind a hideous mess. My headache is fading. I am going to listen to the architecture lecture and try to ad-hoc a short lecture about something I do not give even a single weak fuck about.

After I take off my bra, this thing is a fucking torture device. Breasts should NEVER get bigger than B-cup, it's inhumane.

man I had those feels once I bypassed the E cup stage. Getting the Correct Support is a nightmare. an uncomfy, expensive nightmare.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

It's done.

Good.  The ruination of my beautiful car today was bad enough.  I'd hate to think of your sink's trap turning into a hockey puck.

All the boys have gone, leaving behind a hideous mess. My headache is fading. I am going to listen to the architecture lecture and try to ad-hoc a short lecture about something I do not give even a single weak fuck about.

After I take off my bra, this thing is a fucking torture device. Breasts should NEVER get bigger than B-cup, it's inhumane.

man I had those feels once I bypassed the E cup stage. Getting the Correct Support is a nightmare. an uncomfy, expensive nightmare.

Boobs are the worst fucking idea.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Here, ladies, why don't you have some giant floppy useless lumps of fat on your fronts?"

FUCK YOU EVOLUTION.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

"Here, ladies, why don't you have some giant floppy useless lumps of fat on your fronts?"

FUCK YOU EVOLUTION.

Human sexual dimorphism is really weird for primates. Everything is big. Our tits are big. Our hips are big. Our hourglass figures are curvy as fuck. Our chests are hairy. Our arms are lumpy. Our dicks are big. Everything is big and exaggerated. (No joking, human dongs are the largest of all primate species, both proportionately and in absolute value).

[Ben Shapiro]

I like big butts and I can not lie.

[Ben Shapiro]

"Here, ladies, why don't you have some giant floppy useless lumps of fat on your fronts?"



FUCK YOU EVOLUTION.

Human sexual dimorphism is really weird for primates. Everything is big. Our tits are big. Our hips are big. Our hourglass figures are curvy as fuck. Our chests are hairy. Our arms are lumpy. Our dicks are big. Everything is big and exaggerated. (No joking, human dongs are the largest of all primate species, both proportionately and in absolute value).

Thank you biased engineering god.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IIRC, Homo erectus females had wide vaginas, but that's not really a selling point so much as a "this kid better not kill me" sort of thing. Unless H. erectus males were even better hung than us. And well, with a name like Homo erectus, if not them, then who?

[Ben Shapiro]

No such thing as small dicks only big vaginas.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So tonight I found out that this girl I've known for like two years and hung out with last Friday is actually a famous restauranteur. I learned this when she invited me to her cookbook release party.

BOY IS MY FACE RED. I thought she just made really good pickles and was fun to hang out with.

[Ben Shapiro]

So tonight I found out that this girl I've known for like two years and hung out with last Friday is actually a famous restauranteur. I learned this when she invited me to her cookbook release party.

BOY IS MY FACE RED. I thought she just made really good pickles and was fun to hang out with.

Cookbook link?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So tonight I found out that this girl I've known for like two years and hung out with last Friday is actually a famous restauranteur. I learned this when she invited me to her cookbook release party.

BOY IS MY FACE RED. I thought she just made really good pickles and was fun to hang out with.

Cookbook link?

http://www.amazon.com/Toro-Bravo-Stories-Recipes-Bull/dp/1938073576