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The Good Reverend Roger

#1215
October 16, 2013, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:52:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

My dear Roger,

Your ability to shit without interruption is unparallelled anywhere on this forum or in the goddamn universe. You're well aware of that, I presume.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2013, 08:09:25 PM
When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something. 

Is true. Hell, that was like when you were visiting and we had the vindaloo.

Roger: "The spirit moves within!"

IIRC, it was moving within Dimo, who spent an hour on the shitter, howling out to an uncaring universe.

Yes.

That shit was lethal.

That was Freaky's ghost chili vindaloo.

I tried to warn him, but his testosterone got in the way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1216
October 16, 2013, 10:38:07 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pæs

#1217
October 16, 2013, 11:23:34 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 06:19:17 PM
I drink enough water than if it were anyone else I'd have an electrolyte imbalance... not sure why I'm still alive, but it seems to work for me.
HOMOEOPATHY.

Salty

#1218
October 16, 2013, 11:47:25 PM
Went to a doctor and paid an outrageous price for *TMI*

As he prepared to slice away at my back he noticed I have a mole that failed A-D, but E is still not, well, Elevated. And it's small, but still, biopsy. I wonder how much a biopsy costs. Also, where in the fuck is my Obamacare?

Kinda freaked out, in a calm, floating sort of way.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1219
October 16, 2013, 11:48:03 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1220
October 16, 2013, 11:48:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2013, 08:09:25 PM
When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something.

I do not want any of these things  :eek:

Also, I think you may have Nova Scotians confusied with Nufies. Nova Scotia is just Massachusetts with more water and a less silly accent.

Oh, I agree.

Newfies are horrible people, and they should be wiped out.  Just burn the joint right down to bedrock.  Like anyone would notice.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1221
October 17, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

STOP MAKING MORE TEXAS.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1222
October 17, 2013, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 17, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

STOP MAKING MORE TEXAS.

Can't help it.  It just shows up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#1223
October 17, 2013, 12:28:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 16, 2013, 11:47:25 PM
Went to a doctor and paid an outrageous price for *TMI*

As he prepared to slice away at my back he noticed I have a mole that failed A-D, but E is still not, well, Elevated. And it's small, but still, biopsy. I wonder how much a biopsy costs. Also, where in the fuck is my Obamacare?

Kinda freaked out, in a calm, floating sort of way.

Hope everything's alright, man. 
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1224
October 17, 2013, 01:40:45 AM
John Boehner's facebook page is kinda fun right now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#1225
October 17, 2013, 02:00:44 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 01:40:45 AM
John Boehner's facebook page is kinda fun right now.

On it sir!

Nephew Twiddleton

#1226
October 17, 2013, 02:09:24 AM
Quote from: Detroit TigersHey there, Boston. You seem to have dropped your ass on our lawn. Here you go.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#1227
October 17, 2013, 02:13:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 02:09:24 AM
Quote from: Detroit TigersHey there, Boston. You seem to have dropped your ass on our lawn. Here you go.

SCHADENFREUDE!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1228
October 17, 2013, 02:17:27 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 17, 2013, 02:13:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 02:09:24 AM
Quote from: Detroit TigersHey there, Boston. You seem to have dropped your ass on our lawn. Here you go.

SCHADENFREUDE!

Enjoy. I won't.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#1229
October 17, 2013, 02:19:31 AM
Fucking 5-0. And that's just from the bottom of the second. Top of the fourth right now.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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