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MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 09, 2013, 10:01:06 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#105
October 10, 2013, 02:49:00 PM
I make grilled cheese with bacon and really real cheese all the time. it's the shit.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#106
October 10, 2013, 04:21:41 PM
I always only use real cheese on my grilled cheese. I don't like singles, they're sticky.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#107
October 10, 2013, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 04:21:41 PM
I always only use real cheese on my grilled cheese. I don't like singles, they're sticky.

And flammable.

But I love them anyway.  And they love me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#108
October 10, 2013, 04:48:54 PM
I think all cheese is flammable, which should please you. Cheese is your friend!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#109
October 10, 2013, 04:54:26 PM
i like singles. they're somewhat of a novelty here.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#110
October 10, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 10, 2013, 04:54:26 PM
i like singles. they're somewhat of a novelty here.

My daughter buys them. Sometimes I eat them out of the fridge cold, with loathing and fascination. And then I feel a little dirty.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#111
October 10, 2013, 05:18:00 PM
They're sweet. Cheese shouldn't be sweet.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#112
October 10, 2013, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 02:37:19 PM
I just realised - QGP is the female version of Cramulus.



THESE PEOPLE MUST NEVER BREED TOGETHER  :horrormirth:

DOUR SAID I HAVE 12 HUSBANDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE BABIES WITH EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD.

Woah, i never agreed to that. You'll have to pull cheese-support from my cold, dead hands.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

hooplala

#113
October 10, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
I love slices of provolone cheese on sandwiches, and I also like processed cheese.  I think there's room for both. 
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#114
October 10, 2013, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 02:37:19 PM
I just realised - QGP is the female version of Cramulus.



THESE PEOPLE MUST NEVER BREED TOGETHER  :horrormirth:

DOUR SAID I HAVE 12 HUSBANDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE BABIES WITH EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD.

Crap.  Now I'm pregnant.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sita

#115
October 10, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 05:18:00 PM
They're sweet. Cheese shouldn't be sweet.
I've never encountered a sweet cheese. Then again I've never encountered a sweet fruit either.
Will have to ask around if others consider cheese singles sweet...
:ninja:
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Salty

#116
October 10, 2013, 05:35:21 PM
Listen, if you make a GCSandwich without those Kraft singles then...then what the hell are we fighting all these wars for?

What in the hell is America™ even for, if not those tiny, shiny miracles?

Pepper jack, btw, while tasty, is obviously food for communists and other unwashed people.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#117
October 10, 2013, 05:37:28 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 05:35:21 PM
Listen, if you make a GCSandwich without those Kraft singles then...then what the hell are we fighting all these wars for?

What in the hell is America™ even for, if not those tiny, shiny miracles?

Pepper jack, btw, while tasty, is obviously food for communists and other unwashed people.

If I have to slice my own cheese, then why the FUCK did we even revolt from England?

I can't live like this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Demolition Squid

#118
October 10, 2013, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 05:18:00 PM
They're sweet. Cheese shouldn't be sweet.

OBJECTION!



This stuff is delicious! I basically can't stop eating it.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Don Coyote

#119
October 10, 2013, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 10, 2013, 04:54:26 PM
i like singles. they're somewhat of a novelty here.

My daughter buys them. Sometimes I eat them out of the fridge cold, with loathing and fascination. And then I feel a little dirty.

me too.
some times I wrap one around a cold hot dog
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