How many people think men and women would think the same if not for culture?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Bears are batshit. Hence I only date kittens or cats. You primates think you're so cool fucking swinging from tree to tree.

How outlandish.

Bear isn't outlandish.  He's just handicapped on account of he's from Houston.  Which is in Texas, which is a small and reviled nation between the United States and Mexico, famous for big hats with nothing underneath them, Rick Perry, and the worst baseball team in North America.

Tex... Ass....

I do not know this gobbledygook you are saying to me.

You know I don't like to think about places that don't accept My Word.

It's not that they don't ACCEPT it, it's that they don't UNDERSTAND it.

[Payne]

I can't help it if they don't English good!

[Ben Shapiro]

I can't help it if they don't English good!

We understand it. It's just our response requires a blood sacrifice. Ask Stella about the walnut god.

[Payne]

I'm down with blood sacrifices.

I'm down with many things.

[Ben Shapiro]

Are you willing to test the poor for 100% purity?

[Ben Shapiro]

Fact: Women in Texas actually own the men here. Too bad they use them to trample other women.

[Payne]

I've heard the branding hurts like hell.

I also heard that stigmata fade after a while though, so I don't hold much faith in that.

[Ben Shapiro]

I've heard the branding hurts like hell.

I also heard that stigmata fade after a while though, so I don't hold much faith in that.

Bud Light Lime is the holy water here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am disturbed by how well your two avatars go together.

[Payne]

Kofi Annan rocking his beats goes with anything

[Ben Shapiro]

Just protecting freedom here ma'am from Obama's secret army.

[LMNO]

Ummmmmk.  I was expecting to get my ass chewed by a couple people and one or two calling me stupid for asking.

So jokes are good I guess.

Also, I'd hope we aren't THAT predictable.

Depends on the mood of the forum I think.

Can I make a Prediction^TM about you?

Sure

Due to an anomaly in an incredibly obscure and unobvious decision you make, you are destined to compound a small mistake with huge ramifications. You will not notice the ramifications at all to begin with, but they will snowball year after month after week after day after hour after minute after second. You will think it normal or, at worst, coincidence. But as the time ticks by after the one split moment in time when one neuron broke the through space to the next and kick started a chain reaction of "thought" or whatever process you deem appropriate to the functioning of the grey matter within the confines of your skull you will find yourself pursued but never caught.

Run down but never touched.

Entrapped but never caged.

And on that final moment, when it all does finally come crashing down around you, you will find a name for this oppressive and pernicious syndrome.

...

For a prophet, you're pretty goddamn evil.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ummmmmk.  I was expecting to get my ass chewed by a couple people and one or two calling me stupid for asking.

So jokes are good I guess.

Also, I'd hope we aren't THAT predictable.

Depends on the mood of the forum I think.

Can I make a Prediction^TM about you?

Sure

Due to an anomaly in an incredibly obscure and unobvious decision you make, you are destined to compound a small mistake with huge ramifications. You will not notice the ramifications at all to begin with, but they will snowball year after month after week after day after hour after minute after second. You will think it normal or, at worst, coincidence. But as the time ticks by after the one split moment in time when one neuron broke the through space to the next and kick started a chain reaction of "thought" or whatever process you deem appropriate to the functioning of the grey matter within the confines of your skull you will find yourself pursued but never caught.

Run down but never touched.

Entrapped but never caged.

And on that final moment, when it all does finally come crashing down around you, you will find a name for this oppressive and pernicious syndrome.

...

For a prophet, you're pretty goddamn evil.

[LMNO]

Well played, Nigel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]