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EK WAFFLR

November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

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November 07, 2013, 03:36:10 PM

EK WAFFLR

#2
November 07, 2013, 03:49:11 PM
 :eek:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 07, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?

ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner.  Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT.  He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.

Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass.  AGAIN.

Payne resurrected again.

Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#4
November 07, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?

ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner.  Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT.  He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.

Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass.  AGAIN.

Payne resurrected again.

Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.

Oh, good. I was afraid something was wrong here.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 07, 2013, 04:46:41 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?

ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner.  Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT.  He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.

Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass.  AGAIN.

Payne resurrected again.

Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.

Oh, good. I was afraid something was wrong here.

Well, RWHN got the boot.

And we had a big scrap about atheism, and the usual suspects are LEAVING FOREVER.

But other than that, business as usual.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#6
November 07, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
What did he do to finally get kicked? I'm lazy, I know. But I have internet for maybe twelve hours, and there seems to be more interesting things to read up on here.

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 07, 2013, 05:01:36 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
What did he do to finally get kicked? I'm lazy, I know. But I have internet for maybe twelve hours, and there seems to be more interesting things to read up on here.

He demanded that Faust go through my posts and the posts of a few others, and edit out anything he didn't like.

Faust agreed, on the condition that RWHN would stay away for a time.  ECH then banned him, with pretty much the full support of damn near everyone, on account of that demand. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#8
November 07, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Jesus.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#9
November 07, 2013, 05:22:11 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Jesus.

Still hasn't showed up yet.


Christ, what an asshole.

Cain

#10
November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 07, 2013, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.

Let me know when you get around to that.  I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#12
November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:


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EK WAFFLR

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November 07, 2013, 06:57:39 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#14
November 07, 2013, 06:58:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.

Oh yeah. I had that happen when I was in London and needed access to my gmail.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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