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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2013, 02:18:30 pm »
I think holist lives in a perfect world, it is the only explanation that isn't based on him being delusional.
In his world the entire social context for children is supportive and positive.
I wish I lived in that world.

I think he's a nutbag who turns EVERYTHING HE SEES into a dominance game.

He's just, you know, not any good at it.
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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2013, 02:20:16 pm »
holist reminds me of the 40 year old guy who went to UMass with me and spent all his time hanging out with 20 year olds and pretending that he was wiser than us because he spent two decades working industrial jobs. He tried to tell me what the meaning of life was, once, and was surprised when I told him to fuck off.

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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2013, 02:21:36 pm »
I would be interested in hearing holists line of thinking that lead to his socially and ecologically irresponsible decision to aim for a reproduction rate that high.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2013, 02:24:47 pm »
holist reminds me of the 40 year old guy who went to UMass with me and spent all his time hanging out with 20 year olds and pretending that he was wiser than us because he spent two decades working industrial jobs. He tried to tell me what the meaning of life was, once, and was surprised when I told him to fuck off.

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That's awesome, because I'm a 45 year old guy who's worked industrial maintenance for the better part of 20 years (with a few breaks for bad behavior), and I don't know SHIT about the meaning of life. 

As an aside, most of my friends are late 20s/30 something or 60 something.  Because all the people within 10 years of my age either way in Tucson are useless boring drunks.  But I don't try to tell anyone the meaning of life because it seems to change every time I almost figure it out.

So I settled on HAVE FUN, KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, and DON'T WORRY ABOUT USELESS SHIT LIKE "THE MEANING OF LIFE".  Oh, and "WHY THE FUCK WON'T THIS GODDAMN ROTARY KILN WORK PROPERLY?"
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2013, 02:25:25 pm »
I would be interested in hearing holists line of thinking that lead to his socially and ecologically irresponsible decision to aim for a reproduction rate that high.

Well, if he can't attract a following, he can just GROW one.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2013, 02:53:39 pm »
Hold on... People don't know the meaning of life?  It's quite simple.


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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2013, 02:59:06 pm »
Dear Holist:

Fuck you.

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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2013, 03:03:03 pm »
I do not know how you would possibly go about encouraging someone to be that.

It's genetic.  Barbarians like QG are naturally going to have children who will one day burn Rome down, plunging the world into a thousand years of night.  With a smile and a wink.

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« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2013, 03:39:22 pm »
So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.
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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2013, 03:39:54 pm »
So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.

But you're women.   :sad:
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2013, 03:52:21 pm »
So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.

But you're women.   :sad:

Oh, right.

Sorry.

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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2013, 04:26:05 pm »
So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.

But Suu, he already feels bad about his own shortcomings, so now he gets to yell at everyone else for theirs! Even if he doesn't know them! Even if his own problems might not even be things that are worth feeling bad about! Since he feels bad about it, now everyone else needs to, too!

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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2013, 05:15:09 pm »
I would be interested in hearing holists line of thinking that lead to his socially and ecologically irresponsible decision to aim for a reproduction rate that high.

Well, if he can't attract a following, he can just GROW one.

That explains his mommy-shaming stance, a stance normally taken by CHILDLESS people.

In his mind, he's childless. All those small people are his potential future CULT MEMBERS.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2013, 05:39:09 pm »
9:39

So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.

But you're women.   :sad:

Oh, right.

Sorry.

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TRYING TO FIND THE PROPER THREAD ?  :fnord:  :fap:

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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2013, 05:40:37 pm »
9:39

So when do we get to start the Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms thread? I mean, since Holist seems so adamant on telling the women of this board how to parent, we should really return the favor.

But you're women.   :sad:

Oh, right.

Sorry.

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TRYING TO FIND THE PROPER THREAD ?  :fnord:  :fap:

I believe Hirley0 just LMNeundo'd Suu.

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