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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #75 on: November 19, 2013, 12:04:30 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #76 on: November 19, 2013, 12:06:56 am »
Given his "You all suck but I love you" bullshit, his kids are gonna be damaged goods for life.

Just saying.

Oh god, I know. It's awful.  :sad:
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2013, 12:07:31 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

Clearly, making terrible choices in life here.

Not like moving to the UK and failing pathetically, or anything.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2013, 12:07:44 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

You People are not being rational.

He's obviously learned everything there is to know about being HAPPY. 

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #79 on: November 19, 2013, 12:08:22 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

Clearly, making terrible choices in life here.

Not like moving to the UK and failing pathetically, or anything.

That was a fucking TRIUMPH!  It's just that the British were TOO FUCKING STUPID to acknowledge his WISDOM.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2013, 12:11:43 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

You People are not being rational.

He's obviously learned everything there is to know about being HAPPY. 

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY AND DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.

HAPPY, GODDAMNIT.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #81 on: November 19, 2013, 12:12:40 am »
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LMNO, I think lazy slob best describes you, always ready for the cheap shot, as long as it doesn't occupy much more than a line and a half.


So's your mom.

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« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2013, 12:15:05 am »
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LMNO, I think lazy slob best describes you, always ready for the cheap shot, as long as it doesn't occupy much more than a line and a half.


So's your mom.

:lulz:

For a given value of "line".  That was awesome.

GAME VERY OVERED.  LMNO WINS.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2013, 12:19:38 am »
Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.
You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

Clearly, making terrible choices in life here.

Not like moving to the UK and failing pathetically, or anything.

Maybe we should move to the UK and have a lot of babies. Not together, mind you, Villager wouldn't approve of that.

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LMNO, I think lazy slob best describes you, always ready for the cheap shot, as long as it doesn't occupy much more than a line and a half.


So's your mom.

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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2013, 12:20:52 am »

Maybe we should move to the UK and have a lot of babies. Not together, mind you, Villager wouldn't approve of that.

And then Twid was an amoeba.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2013, 12:23:17 am »

Maybe we should move to the UK and have a lot of babies. Not together, mind you, Villager wouldn't approve of that.

And then Twid was an amoeba.

I can divide indefinitely.

1/1=1
2/1=2
3/1=3
4/2=2...
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2013, 12:26:07 am »
Quite honestly though, I'm  missing the joke there.
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Re: Mommy Shaming
« Reply #87 on: November 19, 2013, 12:28:54 am »
On one hand, I feel like I ought to say something about criticizing someone on how many children they have is a form of mommy shaming / slut shaming in itself.

On the other hand, I don't like Holist very much.
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« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2013, 12:29:27 am »
Quite honestly though, I'm  missing the joke there.

(babies by yourself -> asexual reproduction)
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« Reply #89 on: November 19, 2013, 12:31:11 am »
Quite honestly though, I'm  missing the joke there.

(babies by yourself -> asexual reproduction)

Oh, I actually did get it?  :)
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