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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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Faust

#1380
March 12, 2014, 11:54:44 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 12, 2014, 03:06:32 AM
The future is creepy. Guy from my phone company failed to mention in his pitch that my new phone (Note 3) would come with a smartwatch with a built in camera.

CREEPY WEARABLE COMPUTING.

WHAT ARE NON CREEPY USES OF COVERT CAMERA?

Is there someone following you? Too poor to avoid a dead man switch and a canister of nerve gas? Then wearable electronic surveillance is for you. When we retrieve your dessicated corpse from the gravel quarry our team of experts will be able to examine the contents of your Nexus™ SmartWatch to adequately identify your assailant.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#1381
March 12, 2014, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2014, 10:56:27 AM
It can't be creepy if it's your own skirt, right?

HOT DIGGITY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#1382
March 12, 2014, 12:51:11 PM
Waiting here at the clinic. Preparing my asshole to be sodomized in the name of science.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1383
March 12, 2014, 12:53:12 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 12, 2014, 12:51:11 PM
Waiting here at the clinic. Preparing my asshole to be sodomized in the name of science.

Indignity is good for the soul.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1384
March 12, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Hey Roger, the Friday after next Team Vodka will most likely be at the Madonna party, just so you know. There's an off chance that some might go to the Kylie record release, but that's a slim chance at best.

The Madonna Party at Videodrome
Kylie at Boyfriends

The Good Reverend Roger

#1385
March 12, 2014, 12:57:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Hey Roger, the Friday after next Team Vodka will most likely be at the Madonna party, just so you know. There's an off chance that some might go to the Kylie record release, but that's a slim chance at best.

The Madonna Party at Videodrome
Kylie at Boyfriends

FUCK.

GETTING INTO TOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS, EVERYONE'S BUSY.  :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1386
March 12, 2014, 12:58:26 PM
Wait.  Unless that's an open event.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#1387
March 12, 2014, 01:01:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2014, 12:58:26 PM
Wait.  Unless that's an open event.
I thought he meant it as an invitation.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

LMNO

#1388
March 12, 2014, 01:04:47 PM
Yes.  Is the Gay Bar.

Well, Videodrome is sort of the "huh, there sure are a lot of gays here" bar. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#1389
March 12, 2014, 01:10:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2014, 01:04:47 PM
Yes.  Is the Gay Bar.

Well, Videodrome is sort of the "huh, there sure are a lot of gays here" bar.

Oh, my.  I shall be there with all my naive desert ways.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1390
March 12, 2014, 01:15:40 PM
Also, it will be 100% Madonna songs, with accompanying videos.  Lots of archival stuff, live performances, etc. 

Inevitably, my friend Eddie will do the entire choreography from the "Vogue" performance at the 1990 MTV video awards.

There will also be a drag show.  Of course.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1391
March 12, 2014, 01:20:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2014, 01:15:40 PM
Also, it will be 100% Madonna songs, with accompanying videos.  Lots of archival stuff, live performances, etc. 

Inevitably, my friend Eddie will do the entire choreography from the "Vogue" performance at the 1990 MTV video awards.

There will also be a drag show.  Of course.

I am so fucking there.  So is Dimo, Luna, Richter (most likely), and hopefully Twid.  EoC too, I think. 

I must dance to Like a Prayer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1392
March 12, 2014, 01:35:30 PM
Two more caveats: 

1) There is a $10 cover.
2) Drinks are really fucking expensive, even for Cambridge.

Advance Tickets can be found here.

EK WAFFLR

#1393
March 12, 2014, 02:01:21 PM
So fucking jealous!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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LMNO

#1394
March 12, 2014, 02:07:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2014, 01:20:17 PM

I am so fucking there.  So is Dimo, Luna, Richter (most likely), and hopefully Twid.  EoC too, I think. 

Oh, dear.

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I must dance to Like a Prayer.

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