OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Woah, Square just offered me a grand in capital, which I could really use, because of my length of time and processing volume!

I am a legitimate business person!

Woohoo!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Today, I need to listen to my bio lecture, finish reading chapter 17, do a few chemistry problems, finish my philosophy assignment, and at the very least START A DRAFT of my research paper.

So far, I have taken a funny picture of myself and fucked off on the internet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and I need to ship three bead orders.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today, I need to listen to my bio lecture, finish reading chapter 17, do a few chemistry problems, finish my philosophy assignment, and at the very least START A DRAFT of my research paper.

So far, I have taken a funny picture of myself and fucked off on the internet.

A sound plan.

I've got some twit asking of blogging on Tumblr will hurt her writing career down the road . . . when she can't even finish a NaNo.

I told her to shut up and write. Clearly I'm too old and I don't understand the potential ramifications of Tumblr on her 'writing rep'.

[Salty]

Today, I need to listen to my bio lecture, finish reading chapter 17, do a few chemistry problems, finish my philosophy assignment, and at the very least START A DRAFT of my research paper.

So far, I have taken a funny picture of myself and fucked off on the internet.

A sound plan.

I've got some twit asking of blogging on Tumblr will hurt her writing career down the road . . . when she can't even finish a NaNo.

I told her to shut up and write. Clearly I'm too old and I don't understand the potential ramifications of Tumblr on her 'writing rep'.

[Suu]

My mother just got a job as a bartender for the Philadelphia Phillies during spring training. She's fucking stoked.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My mother just got a job as a bartender for the Philadelphia Phillies during spring training. She's fucking stoked.

Cool!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was experimenting with Kool-Aid dying yarn in the microwave. Using some lace-weight single-ply nylon since it takes dye as well as wool and won't felt if I fuck it up.

Used Hawaiian Punch 'Blue Typhoon' to get a lovely blue color and the twist I put into the yarn gave it a dappled effect. Sweet!

Did another batch with the same water, though the blue dye was mostly exhausted, I threw in a pack of grape Kool-Aid and tossed in another mini-skein. Got a great dark purple. Half-way through I tossed in another mini-skein and now I've got one dark purple and one indigo.

May have had to stop due to accidentally dying the microwave blue. >.>

[Trivial]

There is a group at the mall selling sugar gliders.  I'd be ok with this if their fucking fact sheet was right.  They're telling people that they only eat fruit, completely neglecting that fact that if they don't get enough insects, or crude protein, their hind legs will get paralyzed. 

[StandBackJack]

What the fuck is a sugar glider it sounds like something my kid would want at the circus.

[Eater of Clowns]

What the fuck is a sugar glider it sounds like something my kid would want at the circus.

Well really if their hind legs are paralyzed they're more like sugar sliders.

[Trivial]

[Suu]

Oh, and I need to ship three bead orders.

*pokes around your Etsy shop*

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm listening to the lecture I missed yesterday and it's nerve-wracking because he's handing exams back and some people got 100%, which is really unusual for his class, and the average was 88 with a 12% standard deviation, and I haven't gotten mine back SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ohhhhh he's going over the answers and I don't know what I did so this is even worse.