OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Suu]

Locked and loaded, movers come at 8am.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tucson: Giving you the holiday that you never really wanted!

Forever.

Well, I think I have found a way to extend Tucson to other locations.  First experiment will be Portland.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had school today, because higher education don't shut down for no dead presidents.

I also got a miraculous reprieve today: the 2nd chemistry midterm will be take-home.

Which also means that midterms will last an extra week, and end approximately when it's time to start ramping up for finals.


Next term I'm taking chem 3, bio 3, and physics 1. Goodbye, what small amount of time I have to fucking with Facebook atheists!

BTW you guys should really check out my "does no always mean no?" thread. I almost got banned for it, already, and I seriously have been utterly reasonable. 

[Eater of Clowns]

My co-worker today asked me why I wouldn't be at work this Thursday - it's listed on the schedule as Doctor's appointment. I ignored the question and we were interrupted, so he forgot to ask again until three hours later when he sat down to his dinner. I told him, "Well, you're eating right now, so I don't think I should get into it." Five hours after that we were leaving work for the night. I tell him to enjoy his upcoming vacation and he tells me he hopes everything comes out alright at the doctor's.

I am missing work on Thursday because I have a colonoscopy scheduled on Friday. I can't go in because I'll be spending the entire evening shitting my brains out in preparation.

And that is why I started laughing like a maniac in the parking lot tonight.

[Salty]

Yesterday I took a cab, a couple blocks into the drive he asks me if I made that particular trip often. I said yes, he said, "How much does it usually cost." "About $16 bucks," I said.

So he turns off the meter and starts slamming the pedal down, twisting side to side as rear wheel drive does what it can with his expert handling. He asks me if I smoke, I say ecigs only. He says that's what he uses and does so. I got no complaints even though I now it's a no-no.

As we pass a firestation/cop-shop there is VERY OBVIOUSLY a cop looking for speeders. There's a yellow light just up ahead and he punches it, hard. Barely makes the light going, oh 15 mph over the limit. Clearly the cop is going to come after us, him.

Eventually, he does. The guy pulls over. The cop says, "Hello, sir, how are you doing?"

AND GOD DAMNED CABBY SAYS, "Well, terrible now."



"Can you tell me why I pulled you over?"

"Cause I ran that stop sign."



Idiot.

"Did you now?" says the cop, "I must have missed that. I pulled you over because I got you on radar going 46 in a 30. Where's your *somthing card cabby is supposed to have*?"

"I left it at home."

"Where is your log book?"

"I left it at home."



The cop leaves, and so do I. I go up to the cruiser and ask if it's cool to leave, and he just waves me off saying it's cool, big ass grin on his face.

I call the cab company to tell them the guy turned the meter off because I like this company. "Thank you so much, no he is not supposed to do that."

Ahhaha, ahahahahahaha. What a a maroon.

[Salty]

My co-worker today asked me why I wouldn't be at work this Thursday - it's listed on the schedule as Doctor's appointment. I ignored the question and we were interrupted, so he forgot to ask again until three hours later when he sat down to his dinner. I told him, "Well, you're eating right now, so I don't think I should get into it." Five hours after that we were leaving work for the night. I tell him to enjoy his upcoming vacation and he tells me he hopes everything comes out alright at the doctor's.

I am missing work on Thursday because I have a colonoscopy scheduled on Friday. I can't go in because I'll be spending the entire evening shitting my brains out in preparation.

And that is why I started laughing like a maniac in the parking lot tonight.

Sounds like a...hoot?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's fucking late, I have to poop, and there's a kid in the bathroom. Goddammnit.

[EK WAFFLR]

Sunday, I was so hung over I vomited. There was blood. Again. I'm fearing my time as a drinker may be over.

[Reginald Ret]

Sunday, I was so hung over I vomited. There was blood. Again. I'm fearing my time as a drinker may be over.

Dude. Stop drinking for at least 2 months! and do try to avoid vomiting. A couple of my friends had this and recovered just fine but don't take vomiting blood too lightly.

[Cain]

Yeah, vomiting blood time is stop drinking time.

[Junkenstein]

Possibly a stupid question - You didn't drink anything red did you?

I only ask because as a kid I had an evening on red cola and vodka and the next day was convinced I was throwing up all the blood in the world.

Still worth getting checked though man.

[EK WAFFLR]

Possibly a stupid question - You didn't drink anything red did you?

I only ask because as a kid I had an evening on red cola and vodka and the next day was convinced I was throwing up all the blood in the world.

Still worth getting checked though man.

Nothing red. Just beer. Four or five half litres, and a small one. That's it.
It might be an ulcer. After all, I did eat a LOT of pain killers when my back was at its worst.
And, since I drank so little, I might even be allergic to some ingredient in regular lager.
I'm going to the doctor's soon.

[Suu]

Possibly a stupid question - You didn't drink anything red did you?

I only ask because as a kid I had an evening on red cola and vodka and the next day was convinced I was throwing up all the blood in the world.

Still worth getting checked though man.

Nothing red. Just beer. Four or five half litres, and a small one. That's it.
It might be an ulcer. After all, I did eat a LOT of pain killers when my back was at its worst.
And, since I drank so little, I might even be allergic to some ingredient in regular lager.
I'm going to the doctor's soon.

Wheat, barley, and hops. All are pretty evil allergies.

[Reginald Ret]

Possibly a stupid question - You didn't drink anything red did you?

I only ask because as a kid I had an evening on red cola and vodka and the next day was convinced I was throwing up all the blood in the world.

Still worth getting checked though man.

Nothing red. Just beer. Four or five half litres, and a small one. That's it.
It might be an ulcer. After all, I did eat a LOT of pain killers when my back was at its worst.
And, since I drank so little, I might even be allergic to some ingredient in regular lager.
I'm going to the doctor's soon.

Good.

[Sita]

Hope things are alright Waffleman.


I gots me a Kindle Fire. Belated Christmas present from my husband
I am in love with this thing! Already have a few books on it and a couple time waster games.
I can finally get to reading some stuff that I just couldn't sit in front of the PC long enough to read.