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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

What does that even mean?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2014, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

If you don't do yoga, they kick you out of Portland.

Also, it makes Bikram Choudhury a sad, sad swami.

That guy is a prick. And his stupid made-up bullshit sweaty yoga would be a joke, if it wasn't a culty scam.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

What does that even mean?

I believe he was asking if this was voluntary, and if it is, why would you do it if you hated it so much.



I could be wrong, because Scotland.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2014, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

If you don't do yoga, they kick you out of Portland.

I'm taking it because my friend talked me into it, and the one extra PE credit inexplicably puts me over the top for a degree in science in addition to my transfer degree.

Only one more class and then I'm done with this bullshit FOREVER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 11, 2014, 03:32:56 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

What does that even mean?

I believe he was asking if this was voluntary, and if it is, why would you do it if you hated it so much.



I could be wrong, because Scotland.

No. Making glass beads is a hobby kind of thing, something sort of like kayaking, a little something I do in my free time because as everyone knows, I don't work.

Yoga, on the other hand, is something I signed up for that is being paid for out of my college financial aid, and it counts as credit toward my PE requirement, which was technically fulfilled already for my AA but taking yoga means that I also get an AS. As of next week.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2014, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:11:57 PM
And now it's motherfucking yoga time.

I fucking hate yoga.

:eek: Isn't yoga, like, a hobby kind of thing?

If you don't do yoga, they kick you out of Portland.

Also, it makes Bikram Choudhury a sad, sad swami.

That guy is a prick. And his stupid made-up bullshit sweaty yoga would be a joke, if it wasn't a culty scam.

You make his mullet droop with your baseless attacks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:42:55 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:40:04 PM
If anybody's interested, Eartha's in TDS now.  :lulz:

:lulz:

I have the nasty POS blocked.

I'm surprised I don't. But since I don't, I think I'll have some fun.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Working out, looking for work, making music, trying to write. It's all Saturday Night/Sunday Morning here.

I'm just glad February is over. I feel life seeping back into my noggin' again.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 02:30:02 PM
Trying to get comprehensible answers out of operations concerning a breakdown.

It's reached the "What is it, boy?  Did Timmy fall down the well again?" stage.

Oh the joys. When communication has dropped to that level it tends to mean "It's fucked. It's so fucked it actually breaks a little more every time you mention it"

Ask them to cough once for yes, twice for no and proceed with very pointed questions.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:44:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:42:55 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 03:40:04 PM
If anybody's interested, Eartha's in TDS now.  :lulz:

:lulz:

I have the nasty POS blocked.

I'm surprised I don't. But since I don't, I think I'll have some fun.

Ask her about the North coast of India.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

So, the new thing with animal rights folks is an "animal abuse offenders list".

Which is basically saying, if you think about it, that victims of sexual assault are comparable to animals.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.