OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Doktor Howl]

Tolerable job
Then Jim put it somewhere wrong
I now live in hell

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tolerable job
Then Jim put it somewhere wrong
I now live in hell

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

[Doktor Howl]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

[Doktor Howl]

In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING!

Have you tried pouring the chemical in?

[Doktor Howl]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING!

Have you tried pouring the chemical in?

That was unreasonably funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.

[axod]

I HATH BROKEN WIND!

[Doktor Howl]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.

Beardos, dead guys, and the occasion genuine hardcase.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.

Beardos, dead guys, and the occasion genuine hardcase.

That pretty much sums it up. 

[Doktor Howl]

Though she is not here
Most people afraid to move
Dragons do return

[LMNO]

We meet to discuss
Tomorrow's meeting about
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