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Doktor Howl

Tolerable job
Then Jim put it somewhere wrong
I now live in hell
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING! :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

:horrormirth: few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:30:42 AM
In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING! :lol:

Have you tried pouring the chemical in?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:32:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

:horrormirth: few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:33:01 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:30:42 AM
In unrelated news, I just love it when guys on Facebook try to help me with science. I made an offhand (and blatantly facetious) comment about not remembering how to do titrations for a cell lab worksheet, and a dude in the group helpfully explained that it is chemistry and I need to know the molecular weight of the chemicals, then offered to look up the equation for me.

HE'S HELPING! :lol:

Have you tried pouring the chemical in?

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was unreasonably funny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:33:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:32:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

:horrormirth: few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


axod

just this

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 05:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:33:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:32:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

:horrormirth: few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.

Beardos, dead guys, and the occasion genuine hardcase.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 10:19:57 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 05:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:33:50 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:32:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 04:24:59 AM
What I don't understand is how he could even find her attractive. Not because I assume she's physically ugly, but because she has the personality of a sun-dried sphincter.

If you met her, she wouldn't seem ugly (except for the Innsmouth eyes, but they're not hideous/

Until she spoke.  Then she'd get ugly fast.

And in hindsight, it wasn't about attractiveness.  I don't think it ever is with guys.  It's a reassurance that they still got it, and that they aren't going to eventually die.

:horrormirth: few people actually want to die, but I find I'm a hell of a lot happier when I embrace my mortality. It's enough of a fucking miracle that I got to be alive in the first place, if you think about it.

Yes, but you are a woman and thus have a complex psychology.

Guys are rather narrower, at least between the ages of 35-55, in my experience.

I'm all messed up from living in Portland, where the guys are um. Special.

Beardos, dead guys, and the occasion genuine hardcase.

That pretty much sums it up.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Though she is not here
Most people afraid to move
Dragons do return
Molon Lube

LMNO

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