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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Chucklemaster

And we didn't even try.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Brother Mythos

Only little people pay taxes.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation attributed to Leona Helmsley.)
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

Humanity's a self-correcting problem.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Brother Mythos

Ignorance as legitimate as knowledge.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Isaac Asimov.)
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Against stupidity even gods struggle.

   (The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Schiller.)
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

What goes around comes around.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Karma is really a bitch.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Good Reverend Roger

Other, equally-valid theories exist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Brother Mythos

They know where you live.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

It's not me, it's you.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Jesus does not love you.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

The rules have been changed.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

tyrannosaurus vex

America's only legacy is Snuggies.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Brother Mythos

You are my science project.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.