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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Chucklemaster

#480
May 22, 2017, 10:42:46 PM
And we didn't even try.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Abbot Mythos

#481
May 23, 2017, 03:52:32 AM
Only little people pay taxes.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation attributed to Leona Helmsley.)

The Wizard Joseph

#482
May 23, 2017, 04:54:54 PM
Humanity's a self-correcting problem.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Abbot Mythos

#483
May 23, 2017, 07:38:35 PM
Ignorance as legitimate as knowledge.

(The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Isaac Asimov.)

Abbot Mythos

#484
May 25, 2017, 07:15:30 PM
Against stupidity even gods struggle.

   (The above is the shortened, five word version of a quotation from Schiller.)

Abbot Mythos

#485
June 01, 2017, 03:21:43 AM
What goes around comes around.

Abbot Mythos

#486
June 06, 2017, 01:03:13 AM
Karma is really a bitch.

The Good Reverend Roger

#487
June 06, 2017, 01:12:20 AM
Other, equally-valid theories exist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Abbot Mythos

#488
June 06, 2017, 06:03:28 PM
They know where you live.

Abbot Mythos

#489
June 13, 2017, 05:02:13 PM
It's not me, it's you.

Abbot Mythos

#490
June 14, 2017, 06:28:31 AM
Jesus does not love you.

Abbot Mythos

#491
June 15, 2017, 06:08:53 PM
The rules have been changed.

tyrannosaurus vex

#492
June 15, 2017, 06:47:14 PM
America's only legacy is Snuggies.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

hooplala

#493
June 15, 2017, 09:35:33 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Abbot Mythos

#494
June 15, 2017, 10:01:58 PM
You are my science project.
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