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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Abbot Mythos

#390
January 11, 2017, 06:14:19 AM
I went to sea sober.

Rev Thwack

#391
January 11, 2017, 12:38:02 PM
Dirty cat anus, all around....
My balls itch...

Abbot Mythos

#392
January 11, 2017, 02:02:42 PM
Trump makes Dubbya look intelligent.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#393
January 11, 2017, 03:29:45 PM
Their footprints were miles deep.

Ziegejunge

#394
January 11, 2017, 04:34:31 PM
'Twas a placebo all along.

Abbot Mythos

#395
January 11, 2017, 07:02:43 PM
Golden showers harbinger presidential powers.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#396
January 11, 2017, 08:08:57 PM
Russia has won the war
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Abbot Mythos

#397
January 12, 2017, 08:02:04 AM
Trump – America's mental health problem.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#398
January 12, 2017, 06:03:40 PM
She screamed glass shards forever.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#399
January 12, 2017, 06:04:50 PM
The void howled and grew.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#400
January 12, 2017, 06:05:22 PM
Everything is as it seems.

minuspace

#401
January 12, 2017, 08:54:06 PM
Perceptual error indicates objective reality.

Abbot Mythos

#402
January 12, 2017, 11:18:36 PM
Free-thinking is extremely expensive.

Salty

#403
January 13, 2017, 04:04:23 AM
We were all Donald Trump.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#404
January 13, 2017, 04:11:49 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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