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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #465 on: May 08, 2017, 01:57:14 pm »
You have a presentation tomorrow!

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #466 on: May 11, 2017, 05:06:20 pm »
This feeling is perfectly normal.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #467 on: May 11, 2017, 05:19:58 pm »
Remember your entire life, now.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #468 on: May 11, 2017, 07:11:09 pm »
Stuck in perpetual flu season.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #469 on: May 12, 2017, 01:45:46 am »
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #470 on: May 12, 2017, 02:06:30 am »
This feeling is perfectly normal.

This is the new normal.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #471 on: May 12, 2017, 01:33:35 pm »
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #472 on: May 12, 2017, 08:28:08 pm »
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.

Insect genitalia is pornographic?

Well.

I guess that explains a lot.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #473 on: May 12, 2017, 09:17:52 pm »
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.

Insect genitalia is pornographic?

Well.

I guess that explains a lot.

Everything's porn if you're sufficiently dedicated.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #474 on: May 12, 2017, 11:03:42 pm »
Leftist trogdolytes without advanced degrees.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #475 on: May 13, 2017, 06:21:30 pm »
Leftist trogdolytes without advanced degrees.
Hey that's me
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #476 on: May 13, 2017, 06:39:50 pm »
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Hey that's me

Same.  Let's go destroy society.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #477 on: May 18, 2017, 05:47:45 pm »
Comrade Trump did it again.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #478 on: May 21, 2017, 11:47:10 pm »
Read the documents! The government-
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #479 on: May 22, 2017, 12:07:53 am »
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