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Five word horror

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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minuspace

#630
September 24, 2018, 06:36:52 AM
Horror is the Other's absence.

minuspace

#631
September 26, 2018, 06:17:58 PM
Abort all the pregnant babies.

Smillsoid

#632
September 30, 2018, 09:12:50 PM
The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.
Daddy or chips? Chaddy!

chaotic neutral observer

#633
October 01, 2018, 01:01:24 AM
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 09:12:50 PM
The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.
You are doing it wrong.
This is five word horror.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Abbot Mythos

#634
October 01, 2018, 08:29:37 PM
Syphilis ate the POTUS's brain.

axod

#635
October 04, 2018, 11:45:58 PM
Trauma, in service of memory.
just this

Abbot Mythos

#636
October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

Doktor Howl

#637
October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.
Molon Lube

Abbot Mythos

#638
October 15, 2018, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

Doktor Howl

#639
October 15, 2018, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.
Molon Lube

Abbot Mythos

#640
October 15, 2018, 10:53:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

Doktor Howl

#641
October 15, 2018, 10:56:26 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 10:53:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

Neither was I, at that time.  That conversation, however, led to the hilarious Eris Von Tartarus/Prince Tao Jones shenanigans, after Tao started quoting chapter and verse at us.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#642
October 15, 2018, 11:00:18 PM
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.
Molon Lube

Abbot Mythos

#643
October 15, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 11:00:18 PM
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Doktor Howl

#644
October 16, 2018, 03:09:51 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 11:00:18 PM
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Well, yes.  That - the Tao/EvT thing - ended in horror, madness, and death, so it all turned out okay.
Molon Lube
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