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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #630 on: September 24, 2018, 06:36:52 am »
Horror is the Other's absence.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #631 on: September 26, 2018, 06:17:58 pm »
Abort all the pregnant babies.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #632 on: September 30, 2018, 09:12:50 pm »
The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #633 on: October 01, 2018, 01:01:24 am »
The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.
You are doing it wrong.
This is five word horror.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #634 on: October 01, 2018, 08:29:37 pm »
Syphilis ate the POTUS's brain.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #635 on: October 04, 2018, 11:45:58 pm »
Trauma, in service of memory.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #636 on: October 14, 2018, 11:45:30 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #637 on: October 15, 2018, 05:05:02 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #638 on: October 15, 2018, 09:10:38 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #639 on: October 15, 2018, 10:05:26 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #640 on: October 15, 2018, 10:53:21 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #641 on: October 15, 2018, 10:56:26 pm »
Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

Neither was I, at that time.  That conversation, however, led to the hilarious Eris Von Tartarus/Prince Tao Jones shenanigans, after Tao started quoting chapter and verse at us.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #642 on: October 15, 2018, 11:00:18 pm »
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #643 on: October 15, 2018, 11:12:08 pm »
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #644 on: October 16, 2018, 03:09:51 am »
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Well, yes.  That - the Tao/EvT thing - ended in horror, madness, and death, so it all turned out okay.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.