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UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 am »
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

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If we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should bea core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2015, 04:40:09 am »
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: Jeb
If we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should bea core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2015, 05:02:00 am »
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: Jeb
If we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should bea core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.

Quote from: Jeb
If we want to create a meritocracy, we have to restore the nuclear family.

De-fnorded, it makes total sense, right? Because obviously economic opportunity arises directly from stable home life.

Gods, I hope we're not dumb enough to elect him.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 12:31:03 pm »
I haven't really been following the American election - I've been depressed enough with my own - but you guys are in the same situation as us, right? No good choices at all?
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 03:05:07 pm »
The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 03:33:18 pm »
The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 03:35:12 pm »
The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

Shit and derision! Apparently we have become the 51st state, just nobody was impolite enough to tell us yet

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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2015, 03:49:03 pm »
What Id like to see would be a race between Hillary and Colin Powell. I think he's getting a little too old to want to do all that, though.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2015, 09:07:09 pm »
What Id like to see would be a race between Hillary and Colin Powell. I think he's getting a little too old to want to do all that, though.

It's going to be Hillary vs Jeb Bush.  Hillary wins.

The only really sport in betting on this one is for VP picks.  If Hillary is smart, she'll retain Biden.
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2015, 09:08:13 pm »
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: Jeb
If we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should bea core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.

Quote from: Jeb
If we want to create a meritocracy, we have to restore the nuclear family.

De-fnorded, it makes total sense, right? Because obviously economic opportunity arises directly from stable home life.

Gods, I hope we're not dumb enough to elect him.

No de-fnorded enough.

He's saying that everyone is pre-rich, and would be rich except for that Gay marriage thing.
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2015, 09:14:38 pm »
Hillary - Palin 2016.

Just for the sheer rage and sexism that would result.

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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2015, 09:15:59 pm »
Hillary - Palin 2016.

Just for the sheer rage and sexism that would result.

Hillary - DeGeneres, for maximum butthurt.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2015, 12:17:52 am »
I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2015, 12:24:06 am »
I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.

Today, some giddy republican in West Virginia stated that rape is a "beautiful thing", so long as a baby results from the rape.

It's almost like someone's poisoning the beer at the RNC meetings.
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