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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1590 on: September 19, 2019, 04:20:53 pm »
Fortunately I have no conditions that require medication. I have a month of non-perishable food stockpiled. I have savings in excess of five figures. I also have another passport and a job that allows me to pick my own hours and doesn't pay in sterling.


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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1591 on: September 19, 2019, 07:38:07 pm »
"A Honda full of wormholes."  Got it.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1592 on: September 19, 2019, 07:41:58 pm »
"A Honda full of wormholes."  Got it.

LIKE A MOTORCYCLE ENTANGLED IN THE MUD.  MAYBE.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1593 on: September 22, 2019, 03:42:59 pm »

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1594 on: September 22, 2019, 05:05:33 pm »
Um, is that a coup, because that looks like a coup?
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1595 on: September 22, 2019, 05:40:25 pm »
More of a civil service junta.

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« Reply #1596 on: September 22, 2019, 05:53:06 pm »
Ah ok so it's to ease the flow as opposed to eject remainer civil servants who wont comply with brexit orders.
This doesnt sound like something the military want to have to do
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1597 on: September 22, 2019, 07:05:28 pm »
That's not at all terrifying.
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« Reply #1598 on: September 22, 2019, 09:06:24 pm »
Ah ok so it's to ease the flow as opposed to eject remainer civil servants who wont comply with brexit orders.
This doesnt sound like something the military want to have to do

Yes, and no, they don't.

In theory it will probably be to make up for the shortfall of civil servants in less critical departments, as Operation Yellowhammer has seconded a significant number of them to critical posts.

But that was under May's planning, which while generally incompetent and begrudging, was not outright hostile to the idea of Parliamentary democracy in theory. God only knows what Boris, Cummings etc are doing.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1599 on: September 22, 2019, 10:39:14 pm »
Yellowhammer will be renamed to Redhammer, and the rhetoric will go full-bore 1950s “the fucking Reds” Comintern paranoid bullshit in the hope no one notices their country became an island prison where everyone will die of starvation or go mad. The Tower of London will end up looking like the Lost Bastille from Dark Souls 2, complete with the Queen stumbling blindly around a meat freezer someone set on fire while holding a greatsword the size of a flagpole.

I can’t really imagine it being better than this, this is just my best guess at a realistic game plan from Boris and company. If it’s not this, it’s bound to be worse.
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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1601 on: September 23, 2019, 12:54:33 am »
Yup. City Hall is investigating, along with at least one unspecified government department.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1602 on: September 23, 2019, 10:59:41 am »
Yup. City Hall is investigating, along with at least one unspecified government department.

If it isn't being investigated by the Dept of Administrative Affairs there is no justice in this world
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1603 on: September 23, 2019, 12:42:03 pm »
One would hope, but given recent events...

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1604 on: September 24, 2019, 11:12:55 am »
Proroguing has been found illegal and Parliament is free to sit at the speakers discretion (today is what he is saying if he can arrange it).
This is giving me false hope. It will be heartbreaking to watch labor etc squander this
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