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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #285 on: April 06, 2016, 12:35:23 pm »
Due to news that is still unable to be determined if good or bad, I'm taking a sideways view and setting up another company in the interim.

I am also fucking terrible at naming things. So, if you can think of a decent name that doesn't actually mean anything or indicate anything at all about what the company does, let's hear it. I may very well use it.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #286 on: April 06, 2016, 03:12:42 pm »
The Company, Inc. ?
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #287 on: April 06, 2016, 03:20:17 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #289 on: April 06, 2016, 04:22:11 pm »
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Likely to get me sued. I've spent/am spending enough time with courts and lawyers as it stands.

Others that are annoyingly taken involve many variants of "Illuminati" ("Who did the work" "The Illuminati". I am quite irritated that I can't use that) and multiple variants of "Hired goons".
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #290 on: April 06, 2016, 04:25:24 pm »
Well, you have to admit, the discovery of advanced alien life would be a boon to the arms industry.

Well, yeah   :lulz:

It's more like they're getting paid to test their own optics, though.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #291 on: April 06, 2016, 04:25:56 pm »
Due to news that is still unable to be determined if good or bad, I'm taking a sideways view and setting up another company in the interim.

I am also fucking terrible at naming things. So, if you can think of a decent name that doesn't actually mean anything or indicate anything at all about what the company does, let's hear it. I may very well use it.

The Boys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #292 on: April 06, 2016, 04:31:28 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #293 on: April 06, 2016, 04:35:24 pm »
MR CHOP AND SCRATCH, LTD.

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« Reply #294 on: April 06, 2016, 04:58:38 pm »
REASONABLE MEN WITH CROWBARS CORP.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #295 on: April 06, 2016, 05:31:06 pm »
Yo.

Been awhile since I didn't just ninja post...soooooooo here I am.

My number 1 favorite thing about Portland are the fruit trees and the weed. My least favorite thing is nothing because this place is way, way, WAY better than Alaska. I am so glad to finally be out of there.

The Boy's mom agreed to move out of AK about a year ago, I came here early and am now just waiting for her to get down here, should be end of May.

Another great thing about Portland is access to mental health care. It's been nice/rocky, but it looks like I've got PTSD. Probably have had it since I was about 5-7. Going to try some meds to keep things stable, but I don't know if they'll allow it what with all the weed. I guess I find out today.

It's nice to have a name for the thing that fucks you up and makes you yell. Naming the demon before exorcism kinds thing.

Anyway, it's nice to see you freaks.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #296 on: April 06, 2016, 05:32:23 pm »
yaay!  hi!

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #298 on: April 06, 2016, 06:19:26 pm »
MR CHOP AND SCRATCH, LTD.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #299 on: April 06, 2016, 06:19:58 pm »
Yo.

Been awhile since I didn't just ninja post...soooooooo here I am.

My number 1 favorite thing about Portland are the fruit trees and the weed. My least favorite thing is nothing because this place is way, way, WAY better than Alaska. I am so glad to finally be out of there.

The Boy's mom agreed to move out of AK about a year ago, I came here early and am now just waiting for her to get down here, should be end of May.

Another great thing about Portland is access to mental health care. It's been nice/rocky, but it looks like I've got PTSD. Probably have had it since I was about 5-7. Going to try some meds to keep things stable, but I don't know if they'll allow it what with all the weed. I guess I find out today.

It's nice to have a name for the thing that fucks you up and makes you yell. Naming the demon before exorcism kinds thing.

Anyway, it's nice to see you freaks.

Heeeey Alty! Are there any nut-like foods that don't kill you?