You know, you could always sell out and work at some conservative think tank, telling stupid people how to economically cripple themselves.
I could, but where would the challenge in that be? Besides, I'm working on getting "employee of the year" in Morrowind at the moment.
So, as far as my Blades handler in Morrowind knows, he sent my character off to either get cured or die after contracting corpus disease.
That was three months ago, in game. I got cured within the first 24 hours and since then I've: robbed all the Great House vaults and replaced their goods with pillows and copies of "The Lusty Argonian Maid", killed off the entire Dark Brotherhood organisation, become Archmage, Master Thief and Grandmaster of House Hlaalu, have seized control of the Cammona Tong despite being an outlander and an Imperial agent and a member of the rival Thieves Guild, robbed several ebony mines, cornered the market in illegal Dwemer artifacts, spent a month floating above Balmora while casting detect enchantment spells to grind alteration and mysticism, created a ring that makes me impossible to kill, raised my intelligence to godlike levels, assassinated a few Telvanni and Redoran nobles, negotiated several trade deals with the Ashlanders, defeated several bandit camps just using my fists to give them a beatdown, raided another two Sixth House bases and became the Champion of three different Daedric princes.
I have still not reported in.