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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1305 on: April 29, 2018, 12:11:08 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

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sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1306 on: April 29, 2018, 05:17:01 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

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sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1307 on: April 30, 2018, 08:37:21 pm »
So, today Israel rolls out SHOCKING NEWS that Iran was seeking NUCLEAR WEAPONS (15 years ago).

Pompeo also tells Saudi Arabia to knock it off vis-a-vis Qatar and the blockade.  He says this while undertaking a tour of US regional allies.

Someone hit a bunch of Iranian-linked targets in Syria last night.  Curiously, the Pentagon have not yet issued a denial of responsibility.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1308 on: May 11, 2018, 12:59:43 pm »
What do we make of the three released North Korean prisoners?



Adjacently, the orange fuck's gonna get the Nobel, isn't he?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1309 on: May 11, 2018, 03:24:11 pm »
Depends how many of the Nobel Prize selection committee (whose identities are secret) have been stopped from coming into America.

It would probably go to South Korea's President...if they give it out for this.  I'm not convinced that what Trump says is happening on the Korean Peninsula ("denuclearization") is what Kim Jong Un says is happening ("recognition of North Korea as a de facto nuclear power and sovereign state, ending the Korean War").  Which means the talks are almost certainly going to fall apart.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1310 on: May 11, 2018, 04:33:46 pm »
Yeah, the talks should be kind of funny. 

But does that mean that the Korea talks are merely coincidental to Trump, or did his lunatic presidency in some way get the countries to start talking?  Like, would the talks be happening regardless of who sat on the US throne? 

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1311 on: May 11, 2018, 04:55:44 pm »
I think the more important, strategic-level change here is North Korea's acquisition of ICBM technology

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1312 on: May 11, 2018, 05:05:26 pm »
Yeah, that makes sense.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1313 on: May 15, 2018, 02:59:42 am »
"Trump vows to help China save Chinese jobs. Really."

I think the title of the article says it all. (I barely resisted the temptation to post this on the High Weirdness Board.)

Here’s the link: https://www.vox.com/world/2018/5/14/17352088/trump-zte-china-trade-war

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1314 on: May 16, 2018, 04:34:42 am »
What a surprise, DPRK now says that it wont attend the summit if the US insists on denuclearisation. 

So now, the US has two options: go ahead with the summit while dropping those demands, making the US look weak and ineffective,

or

Insist on denuclearisation, making North Korea call off the summit, making the US look inflexible and greedy in its demands.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1315 on: May 16, 2018, 12:15:43 pm »
I totally should have seen this coming.  It's hilarious.  Trump fell for it 100%.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1316 on: May 16, 2018, 04:17:50 pm »
More importantly, how does this effect Spanky’s nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1317 on: May 16, 2018, 06:24:59 pm »
It must be nice to have a competent supervillain in charge
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1318 on: May 16, 2018, 08:23:35 pm »
I totally should have seen this coming.  It's hilarious.  Trump fell for it 100%.

I totally called this, but I expected the sucker punch to be a bit more exciting.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1319 on: May 16, 2018, 08:25:36 pm »
I see it more as jab, jab, jab... jab, jab jab... and on and on.

Cain had a really good meme on FB about this.