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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1065 on: July 02, 2018, 09:56:39 pm »
Kinda, though her skin colour would not make her very welcome there.  She's more Kingston, Jamaica.

Have you asked her to shut her stupid face?

Pretty much every day.  God I wish I had firing power.  Half the department would be gone, but it'd still give better service as a result.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1066 on: July 02, 2018, 09:58:23 pm »
Kinda, though her skin colour would not make her very welcome there.  She's more Kingston, Jamaica.

Have you asked her to shut her stupid face?

Pretty much every day.  God I wish I had firing power.  Half the department would be gone, but it'd still give better service as a result.

You should seriously cultivate the behavior of the lead actor in Black Books.  I mean, if you haven't already.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1067 on: July 03, 2018, 04:53:30 pm »
I just realized that the Three's Company theme song passed the galactic central point 10 years ago, and in 20 more years we shall have annoyed ALL of the neighbors.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1068 on: July 03, 2018, 05:06:26 pm »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1069 on: July 03, 2018, 06:36:49 pm »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

Wait....



I need to think about this.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1070 on: July 03, 2018, 06:43:25 pm »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

Wait....



I need to think about this.

It's true.  Both forms of music involve accordions and the implied need to rupture everyone's eardrums with the excessive volume needed to drown the accordions out.

There is nothing good about either genre, they are in fact the SAME genre, and that genre is based on an angry demon-god who aims to punish us for whatever the fuck we did to piss it off.  It's the only explanation.  Science cannot tell you WHY accordions do what they do.  If you chop one in half, there is NOTHING INSIDE that would make that HORRIBLE NOISE.  Like bag pipes, only with less spit.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1071 on: July 04, 2018, 02:33:56 am »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

I never made the connection myself. But, now that you’ve brought it to my attention, I admit that it does make perfect sense.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1072 on: July 04, 2018, 03:58:49 am »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

I never made the connection myself. But, now that you’ve brought it to my attention, I admit that it does make perfect sense.

This is exactly the sort of thing that prevents me from being an atheist.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1073 on: July 04, 2018, 05:09:49 am »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

Wait....



I need to think about this.

It's true.  Both forms of music involve accordions and the implied need to rupture everyone's eardrums with the excessive volume needed to drown the accordions out.

There is nothing good about either genre, they are in fact the SAME genre, and that genre is based on an angry demon-god who aims to punish us for whatever the fuck we did to piss it off.  It's the only explanation.  Science cannot tell you WHY accordions do what they do.  If you chop one in half, there is NOTHING INSIDE that would make that HORRIBLE NOISE.  Like bag pipes, only with less spit.

So like my mom's hometown was made up of Polish and German immigrants two generations ago.  Now it's filling up with Mexicans.

The music has stayed the same.

No one has made bratwurst tacos yet.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1074 on: July 04, 2018, 09:21:47 am »

No one has made bratwurst tacos yet.

AGAIN, this is why I can't be an atheist.

Everything around me implies a hostile deity.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1075 on: July 04, 2018, 10:48:15 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1076 on: July 04, 2018, 03:09:13 pm »
Interesting thought:  The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.

Wait....



I need to think about this.

It's true.  Both forms of music involve accordions and the implied need to rupture everyone's eardrums with the excessive volume needed to drown the accordions out.

There is nothing good about either genre, they are in fact the SAME genre, and that genre is based on an angry demon-god who aims to punish us for whatever the fuck we did to piss it off.  It's the only explanation.  Science cannot tell you WHY accordions do what they do.  If you chop one in half, there is NOTHING INSIDE that would make that HORRIBLE NOISE.  Like bag pipes, only with less spit.

If you remove the accordions from polka, I think it becomes ska
which is the comic sans of music genres, just saying


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No one has made bratwurst tacos yet.
This is how Trivial made us all millionaires.

Yeah, jesus, that sounds great - taco shell with bratwurst, sauer kraut, mustard... sign me up

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1077 on: July 04, 2018, 06:51:29 pm »
I think I remember reading that mariachi music actually is the product of European immigrants to Mexico, so there's probably something to this.

Also, bratwurst tacos have got to be the best premise for a food truck I've heard in forever.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1078 on: July 04, 2018, 06:55:37 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1079 on: July 04, 2018, 06:56:13 pm »
Kinda, though her skin colour would not make her very welcome there.  She's more Kingston, Jamaica.

Have you asked her to shut her stupid face?

Pretty much every day.  God I wish I had firing power.  Half the department would be gone, but it'd still give better service as a result.
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