Interesting thought: The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.
Wait....
I need to think about this.
It's true. Both forms of music involve accordions and the implied need to rupture everyone's eardrums with the excessive volume needed to drown the accordions out.
There is nothing good about either genre, they are in fact the SAME genre, and that genre is based on an angry demon-god who aims to punish us for whatever the fuck we did to piss it off. It's the only explanation. Science cannot tell you WHY accordions do what they do. If you chop one in half, there is NOTHING INSIDE that would make that HORRIBLE NOISE. Like bag pipes, only with less spit.
If you remove the accordions from polka, I think it becomes ska
which is the comic sans of music genres, just saying
No one has made bratwurst tacos yet.
This is how Trivial made us all millionaires.
Yeah, jesus, that sounds great - taco shell with bratwurst, sauer kraut, mustard... sign me up