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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1080 on: July 04, 2018, 07:07:07 pm »
I actually didn't mention the best part of that whole thing here.

The sexual assault was made by one of our resident students, and I was the one who dealt with the situation.  Management went completely AFK, I had threats to get a foreign embassy involved (all the students are international), I had threats made against the student alleged to have done the deed by another staff member, I couldn't initially ID the student in question because we didn't have basic working office equipment, if proper staffing levels had been put on to allow for regular patrols (since this was a massive arrival day, with 70+ students and 4 groups arriving) then the incident may not have occured ....

It was a clusterfuck of a night

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« Reply #1081 on: July 04, 2018, 08:23:20 pm »
I actually didn't mention the best part of that whole thing here.

The sexual assault was made by one of our resident students, and I was the one who dealt with the situation.  Management went completely AFK, I had threats to get a foreign embassy involved (all the students are international), I had threats made against the student alleged to have done the deed by another staff member, I couldn't initially ID the student in question because we didn't have basic working office equipment, if proper staffing levels had been put on to allow for regular patrols (since this was a massive arrival day, with 70+ students and 4 groups arriving) then the incident may not have occured ....

It was a clusterfuck of a night

Sorry to hear you had a bad night. Your shit reminds me that there are worse things than doing a 2 person palletizing job by yourself all night, and that really sucks on its own. Hang in there Cain. I hope that you find better work one fine day.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1082 on: July 04, 2018, 09:07:51 pm »
It's alright.  My incident report made note of all of these things.  As an official document relating to the event...well, it has to be a part of the internal records relating to the event.  Of course, I have a copy saved, both in my emails and on my personal drive, but even if it were to go missing, that would be extremely serious.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1083 on: July 06, 2018, 01:18:29 am »
Quote from: Trivial

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This is how Trivial made us all millionaires.

Yes, bratwurst tacos do sound like an idea whose time has come.

But, I can’t help thinking kielbasa tacos would be a big hit too.

(Trivial can have the credit for that too, as she inspired my simple Polish variation.)

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1084 on: July 07, 2018, 03:19:32 am »
I have not slept in...37 hours.  This does not bode well.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1085 on: July 07, 2018, 03:27:27 am »
I have not slept in...37 hours.  This does not bode well.


aim for a whopping total of 167 hours :D
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1086 on: July 07, 2018, 02:52:28 pm »
I have not slept in...37 hours.  This does not bode well.

If this is becoming regular, go see the pusher man doctor.

I sometimes went 30-40 hours without sleeping back in the day.  It's hell on Earth.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1087 on: July 07, 2018, 04:31:32 pm »
but on a more serious note. i become cookie... and develop a migraine by 30 hours... :O
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1088 on: July 07, 2018, 06:06:01 pm »
I have not slept in...37 hours.  This does not bode well.

If this is becoming regular, go see the pusher man doctor.

I sometimes went 30-40 hours without sleeping back in the day.  It's hell on Earth.

Yeah, it's not fun.  It's mostly just the heat - it builds up due to the poor ventilation, so even leaving the windows overnight only slightly cools it down.

And then it builds back up during the day while I sleep...it's not fun.  Given it's 20C outside at night (and so closer to 25/30C in the building) I'm just waiting for the first student to collapse from heat exhaustion and/or dehydration.  If I hadn't slept today, I was going to call in sick and book myself into the nearest hospital with A/C.  But a combination of complete and utter exhaustion and repositioning my fans did the trick.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1089 on: July 07, 2018, 06:15:19 pm »
Also I'm on holiday in 2 days, and since the heat wave is showing no signs of giving up, I'll definitely be booking myself into a nice hotel somewhere.  A/C, a bar, quiet...that's all I need.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1090 on: July 08, 2018, 01:09:49 am »
Don't forget to call a locksmith and install hidden cameras before you leave.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1091 on: July 08, 2018, 02:37:36 am »
I dunno where the youtube thread is but I found this and it's much better than the American one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02pNUKInBo&feature=youtu.be
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1092 on: July 08, 2018, 06:16:11 am »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1093 on: July 08, 2018, 12:43:22 pm »
On Thursday, the protest/blockade of ICE offices in Philadelphia got broken up by police around noon...

Not that I would know anything about such disruptive, potentially unlawful activities, but it sure seemed to be going strong about 6 hours later. If Twitter is to be believed, they're still there.

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« Reply #1094 on: July 08, 2018, 05:05:16 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

How do these guys miss the whole "The age of prophets is over?"  It's RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK.
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