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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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#1305
September 03, 2018, 03:29:25 PM
I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

They're also thirsty as fuck.  For a quote they all want your number, and will call you, repeatedly, asking to talk over the options.

Cain

#1306
September 03, 2018, 10:36:13 PM Last Edit: September 03, 2018, 10:42:51 PM by Cain
Is Facebook down for anyone else?

edit: nvm, its back now.  That was weird though. It kept timing out, for a good 20 minutes there.  I would imagine FB has among the most dedicated servers in the world, so not sure what was going on there.

minuspace

#1307
September 04, 2018, 04:37:09 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2018, 03:29:25 PM
I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

Main difference is the door slides instead of swinging, also, you really can't rely on closing it when it's not vacant. I'd keep a jack and pipe-wrench handy, just in case.

Bruno

#1308
September 04, 2018, 04:50:03 AM
They sound nice.
Formerly something else...

axod

#1309
September 04, 2018, 05:14:42 AM
Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.
just this

minuspace

#1310
September 04, 2018, 05:22:29 AM
That probably Dick, passing wind by the shore.

Doktor Howl

#1311
September 04, 2018, 07:01:34 PM
When I am a zombie, I shall wear plate mail.
Molon Lube

axod

#1312
September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 AM
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.
just this

chaotic neutral observer

#1313
September 06, 2018, 05:19:37 AM
Quote from: axod on September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 AM
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

axod

#1314
September 06, 2018, 06:40:51 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 06, 2018, 05:19:37 AM
Quote from: axod on September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 AM
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.
just this

chaotic neutral observer

#1315
September 06, 2018, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: axod on September 06, 2018, 06:40:51 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 06, 2018, 05:19:37 AM
Quote from: axod on September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 AM
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.

The nitrogen is diatomic and gaseous.  Just like grandma's home cooking.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Trivial

#1316
September 07, 2018, 02:34:35 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Capeditiea

#1317
September 07, 2018, 02:37:24 AM
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Doktor Howl

#1318
September 07, 2018, 06:54:42 PM
I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.
Molon Lube

Cain

#1319
September 07, 2018, 07:05:27 PM
oWo what's this? *pounces on you*
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