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hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:41 PM
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 PM
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with "tiny pockets".

ORCA FETISHISTS, HOOPLA.  THAT'S NOT NORMAL ANYWHERE.  NOT EVEN IN ROB FORD'S TORONTO. 
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 PM
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with "tiny pockets".

ORCA FETISHISTS, HOOPLA.  THAT'S NOT NORMAL ANYWHERE.  NOT EVEN IN ROB FORD'S TORONTO.

Anything goes in Hogtown... except teaching kids about consent, of course.

Also, I've had to put up with 25 years of dolphin fetishists. I'm ready for change.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:41 PM
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 PM
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with "tiny pockets".

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 PM
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with "tiny pockets".

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

For a given value of "okay".
Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 PM
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with "tiny pockets".

I think Dok meant the OK parts are the Orca fetishists.  It's all downhill from there.

Oh. Then... sure.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:41 PM
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.

Did I mention I am declaring war on the Atlantic Ocean?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:13:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 07, 2018, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 09:05:41 PM
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.

I am 169% with you on this. I find it extremely tedious.

It makes me feel like we are within spitting distance of "TEQUILA STABBITY STABBITY FACE-RAPING BATS" and also maybe Malaul and Hugh making sexy talk.

Only the Generalissimo, Uday, and GIGGLES can make sexy talk.  Oh, and BGP if he was alive.

Did I mention I am declaring war on the Atlantic Ocean?

AH HAET YUO
Molon Lube

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Capeditiea

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Capeditiea

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 10:22:41 PM
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.

but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Capeditiea

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.