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[hooplala]

Oof.

[EK WAFFLR]

Christ almighty.

[axod]

anyone else? im in one of those moods.

[minuspace]

Anger, you got to hold on to it. It's the last fig leaf.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.

What brings you to that? I ask because I've been lurking for a while and find myself questioning whether or not participating here is worth my time. I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason. I'd like to know your reasons to compare them to mine.

I don't think I can ever leave permanently, but a hiatus to focus on my own situation seems wise these days.

[chaotic neutral observer]

I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.

I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.

[hooplala]

I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.

What brings you to that? I ask because I've been lurking for a while and find myself questioning whether or not participating here is worth my time. I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason. I'd like to know your reasons to compare them to mine.

I don't think I can ever leave permanently, but a hiatus to focus on my own situation seems wise these days.

I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.

BAD DOKTOR.  BAD.

I know.  But tell me I'm wrong.  Go ahead, tell me.

Every single post I have made has been followed by a gratuitous and unfunny reference to sex. It makes me hate this country, the United States of America, LMNO.  It makes me hate that flag.  It makes me hate cops.  It makes me hate ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

[hooplala]

I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.

I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.

And something borrowed and something blue.

[minuspace]

 

I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.

I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.

And something borrowed and something blue.

A life's in these bottles, can you kazoo?

[LMNO]

ATTENTION: NEW-ISH PEOPLE.

I was like you, once.  I thought there was humor, shock-value, and moral enlightenment to freely engaging in sexual language, in-thread role play, and innuendo.  Hell, the kind mods here even gave me my own emoji.  That's me in the lmnuoendo clip.

But you know what I learned?  It gets boring.  And it completely distracts and derails conversations, whether you mean for it to do so or not.  It's not clever, it's not transgressive, and it's not new.  I learned this the hard way¹, but you don't have to.  Just skip to the part where you realize no one wants to hear your fantasies, everyone has some fetish that will squick you out that's not worth talking about, and using this schtick here is equivalent to shitting up your own sandbox with a stupid troll.

Also, you might want to see if there isn't any latent misogyny or sex-shaming behavior hiding in your act.











¹...if you know what I mean.

[Con-troll]

But I just wanna fuck the system, but am too drunk to find any holes in it :c

[Doktor Howl]

¹...if you know what I mean².


₂...and I think you do.

FTFY.

[LMNO]

Thanks, Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks, Dok.

I'm the maintenance man.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Me:  I think the FAT budget is too small.
Project Manager:  (laughs) Are you just saying that because it's been true for every other project we've done?
Me:  Yes.
PM: (reflects)
PM:  I'll leave it like this.
Me: