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[Cain]

I'm not dead, in case anyone was wondering.

Well, actually no-one's dead today, but unless you hear about a blast on the Piccadilly Line, you shouldn't worry that I'm dead.

[Freeky]

jfc what happened? Glad you're not dead also

[Cain]

Amateur hour bombing of a different tube line.  Didn't kill anyone but gave lots of people burns.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Glad they missed you again, Cain.

I've spent the last two days going over some of the water numbers from Florida and Texas.  If we don't wind up with a cholera epidemic, it will be a Goddamn miracle.

[LMNO]

Cain, glad you're not dead.

Roger, I hope you're wrong, but I do know better than that.

[LMNO]

Omigod omigod omigod, I forgot today is the day the Alt Right and the Juggalos face off on the Washington National mall!

I need a live feed!

[Cain]

The only link I've found so far is a live feed at the pro-Trump rally's facebook page.  I'll assume when things get properly started, live feeds will appear somewhere on Twitter.  If I find any, I'll pass them on (though I am working tonight, so no guarantees).

[LMNO]

Bless.

[Cain]

You can also try https://twitter.com/hashtag/icp?lang=en

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja seems to be covering it, with links to livefeeds

[Bu🤠ns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZwSE45Pos

smoking dope and a small black bloc patch...about it.

[Cain]

The struggalo is real

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now. 

 

IKR?  It's like all those promises of armageddon.

But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!