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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #465 on: October 27, 2017, 01:05:02 am »
When you state, on a conservative Facebook page's post, that black people deserve respect...

And literally dozens of rednecks call you a product of liberal indoctrination.  :lulz:  :horrormirth:
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« Reply #466 on: October 27, 2017, 01:50:31 am »
It's almost as good as the ones who treat (rhetorical) attacks on explicit Nazis as attacks on conservatives.  Are you really in that much of a rush to throw in with Nazis?

I'm seeing that a lot on Reddit, after the most recent crackdown.

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« Reply #467 on: October 27, 2017, 02:58:41 am »
It's almost as good as the ones who treat (rhetorical) attacks on explicit Nazis as attacks on conservatives.  Are you really in that much of a rush to throw in with Nazis?

I'm seeing that a lot on Reddit, after the most recent crackdown.

Random Person: Are you a Nazi?
Conservitard: no, I ain't no Nahtsi!
Random Person: Oh, are you a liberal?
Conservitard: *Coughs up tobacco chew* SIEG HEIL MOTHERFUCKER, SIEG HEIL!

Liberals are the one thing they hate more than Nazis  :lol:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #468 on: October 27, 2017, 05:52:26 am »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #469 on: October 28, 2017, 06:09:36 pm »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.

Hang in there Dok!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #470 on: October 28, 2017, 06:17:41 pm »
I've moved to a housing authority highrise building and now have no bug problems whatsoever! The downside is that I don't have any wifi access there and so I'll be extra scarce here and on fb for a while. On the bright side I have set up an appointment with a local staffing agency and hopefully will have gainful employment by the 6th.

Sweet merciful fuck I hope that this signals the end of the rough patch I've been in for over a year, almost 2 really. The pillz are working and my depression is beginning to go into remission. Just got to keep on going. Hopefully I will return soon, but for now I'll maybe only be able to check fb and the board about once a week. Peace guys! I'm off to find my way back to something like prosperity.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #471 on: October 28, 2017, 07:08:29 pm »
It sounds like you’re turning thing around, Joseph. Hang in there.

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« Reply #472 on: October 28, 2017, 11:28:20 pm »
"White Lives Matter" protesters all tuckered out from Shelbyville protest before they even made it to Murfreesboro.

Final score:

Shelbyville: 200 Nazis / 400 Normal People

Murfreesboro: 30 Nazis / 600 Normal People

http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2017/10/28/white-lives-matter-rally-murfreesboro-tn-live-updates-shelbyville-tn-stream-video/804380001/
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« Reply #473 on: October 29, 2017, 05:11:22 am »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.

Hang in there Dok!

17 hours today.  Total success.  Spent an hour crawling along a tunnel on a pipe with a flashlight in my teeth. 

I haven't had this much fun since I left the chemical plant.
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« Reply #474 on: October 29, 2017, 01:23:17 pm »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.

Hang in there Dok!

17 hours today.  Total success.  Spent an hour crawling along a tunnel on a pipe with a flashlight in my teeth. 

I haven't had this much fun since I left the chemical plant.


Holy shit, 17 hours in 1 day? How many hours are you working per week?
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« Reply #475 on: October 29, 2017, 06:09:46 pm »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.

Hang in there Dok!

17 hours today.  Total success.  Spent an hour crawling along a tunnel on a pipe with a flashlight in my teeth. 

I haven't had this much fun since I left the chemical plant.


Holy shit, 17 hours in 1 day? How many hours are you working per week?

Normally, about 50.  This week was 76.
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« Reply #476 on: October 30, 2017, 02:45:07 am »
Yeesh, 76 hours is a busy week.

I start a new job in the morning. 50 hours with 10 hours additional voluntary overtime. Wiring big ass contactors the size of a mini-fridge in boxes the size of cars. Got springs on em like you would see on a motorcycle suspension.
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« Reply #477 on: October 30, 2017, 02:52:27 am »
The Nazis managed to rough up an interracial couple on their way out of town.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/10/29/white-supremacists-picked-fight-with-an-interracial-couple-after-tennessee-rally-police-say/?utm_term=.fa9a79c9bd24#comments

20 or 30 of them against 2. I guess they liked those odds better.
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« Reply #478 on: October 30, 2017, 03:19:33 am »
The Nazis managed to rough up an interracial couple on their way out of town.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/10/29/white-supremacists-picked-fight-with-an-interracial-couple-after-tennessee-rally-police-say/?utm_term=.fa9a79c9bd24#comments

20 or 30 of them against 2. I guess they liked those odds better.

This is why violence is the first response when Nazis are around.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #479 on: October 30, 2017, 10:36:53 am »
The Nazis managed to rough up an interracial couple on their way out of town.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/10/29/white-supremacists-picked-fight-with-an-interracial-couple-after-tennessee-rally-police-say/?utm_term=.fa9a79c9bd24#comments

20 or 30 of them against 2. I guess they liked those odds better.

This is why violence is the first response when Nazis are around.

We had plenty of people ready to bring it to them, but local authorities has security buttoned up pretty tight.
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