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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #690 on: January 27, 2018, 08:04:09 pm »
Hey guys,

pre-dropping in. I'm not dropping back in just yet because it was a busy Friday. I'll for realz drop in tomorrow.

See you in another 6 months!  :wave:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #691 on: January 28, 2018, 03:00:48 am »
Quick six months. What did I miss?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #692 on: January 30, 2018, 07:27:54 am »
Some guy on facedook just suggested that we let people addicted to opioiods die, so i started to say something really harsh to him but I thought I'd look at his homepage first for some ammo, and he's a double amputee, and now I don't know what to do.



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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #693 on: January 30, 2018, 08:35:43 am »
Some guy on facedook just suggested that we let people addicted to opioiods die, so i started to say something really harsh to him but I thought I'd look at his homepage first for some ammo, and he's a double amputee, and now I don't know what to do.



Cognitive dissonance, FTW!
Tell him to climb down off his soap box?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #694 on: January 30, 2018, 11:04:24 am »
Jeez Faust, he's a double amputee.  He's going to need assistance to get down off that soapbox.

Tell him to call his carer to help him down off that soapbox.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #695 on: January 30, 2018, 04:04:57 pm »

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #696 on: January 31, 2018, 12:23:08 am »
Jeez Faust, he's a double amputee.  He's going to need assistance to get down off that soapbox.

Tell him to call his carer to help him down off that soapbox.

Whenever Cain gets horrible I feel as if I have been demoted from "Jesus" to "John the Baptist."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #697 on: January 31, 2018, 12:42:49 am »
 :thanks: I actually nearly choked from laughing at that.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #698 on: January 31, 2018, 03:48:24 am »
I've started writing again and it feels really goddam good.

And me and the wife are looking at buying a place. So... things.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #699 on: January 31, 2018, 04:33:24 am »
Been playing Doki Doki Literature club lately. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

if any of you are fans of horror games, get off your ass, this shit is creepy af
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #700 on: January 31, 2018, 04:48:21 am »
I am. Which platform is it?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #701 on: January 31, 2018, 05:20:40 am »
I got it on steam.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #702 on: January 31, 2018, 11:35:11 am »
Jeez Faust, he's a double amputee.  He's going to need assistance to get down off that soapbox.

Tell him to call his carer to help him down off that soapbox.

Whenever Cain gets horrible I feel as if I have been demoted from "Jesus" to "John the Baptist."

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #703 on: January 31, 2018, 11:37:27 am »
I taught me first lab section yesterday

Oh right. In my absence I graduated college, got into grad school, got engaged, got laid off the week before school but that's ok because they're giving me great severance, school's paying me better and I'm too busy regardless
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« Reply #704 on: January 31, 2018, 11:38:11 am »
I've started writing again and it feels really goddam good.

And me and the wife are looking at buying a place. So... things.

What are you working on?
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