Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase

[Cain]

I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

They're also thirsty as fuck.  For a quote they all want your number, and will call you, repeatedly, asking to talk over the options.

[Cain]

Is Facebook down for anyone else?

edit: nvm, its back now.  That was weird though. It kept timing out, for a good 20 minutes there.  I would imagine FB has among the most dedicated servers in the world, so not sure what was going on there.

[minuspace]

I know right?  I was thinking, hire a port-a-potty, get one of those plug in grills, a travel size fridge...

Main difference is the door slides instead of swinging, also, you really can't rely on closing it when it's not vacant. I'd keep a jack and pipe-wrench handy, just in case.

[Bruno]

They sound nice.

[axod]

Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.

[minuspace]

That probably Dick, passing wind by the shore.

[Doktor Howl]

When I am a zombie, I shall wear plate mail.

[axod]

my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

[chaotic neutral observer]

my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

[axod]

my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.

[chaotic neutral observer]

my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.

The nitrogen is diatomic and gaseous.  Just like grandma's home cooking.

[Trivial]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H4JSZVP/

That was quick.

[Capeditiea]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H4JSZVP/

That was quick.

this kinda turns me on. :O

[Doktor Howl]

I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.

[Cain]

oWo what's this? *pounces on you*