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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1365 on: September 08, 2018, 09:56:34 pm »
Oof.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1366 on: September 08, 2018, 11:21:24 pm »
Christ almighty.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1367 on: September 08, 2018, 11:35:57 pm »
anyone else? im in one of those moods.
just this

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1368 on: September 08, 2018, 11:47:47 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1369 on: September 09, 2018, 05:42:48 am »
I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.

What brings you to that? I ask because I've been lurking for a while and find myself questioning whether or not participating here is worth my time. I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason. I'd like to know your reasons to compare them to mine.

I don't think I can ever leave permanently, but a hiatus to focus on my own situation seems wise these days.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1370 on: September 09, 2018, 03:09:34 pm »
I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.
I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1371 on: September 09, 2018, 04:34:34 pm »
I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.

What brings you to that? I ask because I've been lurking for a while and find myself questioning whether or not participating here is worth my time. I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason. I'd like to know your reasons to compare them to mine.

I don't think I can ever leave permanently, but a hiatus to focus on my own situation seems wise these days.

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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1372 on: September 09, 2018, 04:35:39 pm »
I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.
I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.

And something borrowed and something blue.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1373 on: September 09, 2018, 05:19:03 pm »
 
I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason.
I don't mean to be flippant/cliche, but sometimes you need to destroy something old before you can create something new.

And something borrowed and something blue.
A life's in these bottles, can you kazoo?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1374 on: September 10, 2018, 01:02:38 pm »
ATTENTION: NEW-ISH PEOPLE.

I was like you, once.  I thought there was humor, shock-value, and moral enlightenment to freely engaging in sexual language, in-thread role play, and innuendo.  Hell, the kind mods here even gave me my own emoji.  That's me in the lmnuoendo clip.

But you know what I learned?  It gets boring.  And it completely distracts and derails conversations, whether you mean for it to do so or not.  It's not clever, it's not transgressive, and it's not new.  I learned this the hard way1, but you don't have to.  Just skip to the part where you realize no one wants to hear your fantasies, everyone has some fetish that will squick you out that's not worth talking about, and using this schtick here is equivalent to shitting up your own sandbox with a stupid troll.

Also, you might want to see if there isn't any latent misogyny or sex-shaming behavior hiding in your act.











1...if you know what I mean.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1375 on: September 10, 2018, 06:24:00 pm »
But I just wanna fuck the system, but am too drunk to find any holes in it :c
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1376 on: September 10, 2018, 07:08:12 pm »

1...if you know what I mean2.


2...and I think you do.

FTFY.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1377 on: September 10, 2018, 07:09:12 pm »
Thanks, Dok.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1378 on: September 10, 2018, 07:10:08 pm »
Thanks, Dok.

I'm the maintenance man.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1379 on: September 11, 2018, 12:12:56 am »
Me:  I think the FAT budget is too small.
Project Manager:  (laughs) Are you just saying that because it's been true for every other project we've done?
Me:  Yes.
PM: (reflects)
PM:  I'll leave it like this.
Me:   :|
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