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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1380 on: September 11, 2018, 01:11:56 am »
Me:  I think the FAT budget is too small.
Project Manager:  (laughs) Are you just saying that because it's been true for every other project we've done?
Me:  Yes.
PM: (reflects)
PM:  I'll leave it like this.
Me:   :|

I know those feels.

Me:  "If fixed the thing, and it cost 20X dollars.  To maintain it will take X dollars per year."

Them:  "It's fixed, so take that ugly X out of the budget."
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1381 on: September 11, 2018, 02:23:28 am »
Surely if you could over allocate to any budget, it would be the FAT budget.  The jokes just write themselves.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1382 on: September 11, 2018, 03:35:58 am »
Surely if you could over allocate to any budget, it would be the FAT budget.  The jokes just write themselves.
When we skimp on testing, I have a co-worker who says "This isn't a FAT, it's a skinny".  I think I may have found it funny, once.  I laugh anyway.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1383 on: September 11, 2018, 12:56:12 pm »
Me:  I think the FAT budget is too small.
Project Manager:  (laughs) Are you just saying that because it's been true for every other project we've done?
Me:  Yes.
PM: (reflects)
PM:  I'll leave it like this.
Me:   :|

TFW the planning fallacy kicks you in the face, repeatedly, and you still don't notice.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1384 on: September 13, 2018, 01:33:46 am »
Annnnnnd my mother has another cancer.  Totally unrelated to the one she just beat.   :|
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1385 on: September 13, 2018, 02:12:56 am »
Man, fuck cancer
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1386 on: September 13, 2018, 03:43:55 am »
Man, fuck cancer

Yes.  That.

Her prognosis is once again promising.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1387 on: September 13, 2018, 03:45:16 am »
Fuck. Sorry Roger.

Yes, fuck cancer.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1388 on: September 13, 2018, 05:00:32 am »
Things I learned at work.

HUrricane hunter pilot is 83.  We think after he goes it will be drones from that point on. 

A guy wanted all the hurricane paths to show his viewers that Florence wasn't going to hit the US because no hurricane that started in that location since 1851 has hit the US.  All media support folks agreed that he has damned his particular viewing area.

This hurricane is fucking weird.  Got big very fast.  Moving kinda slow.

Someone at work has the ability to write pixels to the radar outputs, initially a way to fix crap data.  But for tests they drew dicks.  And then he learned that can write to all radar products not just our own.  This was years ago, so he's not sure if the exploit is still there.  I have yet to annoy him about some of the more phallic hurricane maps despite them not using radar data at all.

Canadians are very fascinated by this hurricane and very much want to show the forecast we termed the "murder run".

Everyone is using the murder run now anyway, can't be too sure.

While we're trying to keep people's emergency alerts going, some jackass wasted 2 hours of a tech's time trying to get weather alerts to print out on a printer.   Because reasons. Boss told him to tell the guy to fuck himself if he calls tomorrow.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1389 on: September 13, 2018, 05:44:59 am »

This hurricane is fucking weird.  Got big very fast.  Moving kinda slow.



That's really bad, I think.  It gets lots of mass that way, right?
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1390 on: September 13, 2018, 12:59:15 pm »
Yeah, like what happened in Houston.  Say bye-bye to the Outer Banks.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1391 on: September 13, 2018, 03:00:24 pm »

This hurricane is fucking weird.  Got big very fast.  Moving kinda slow.



That's really bad, I think.  It gets lots of mass that way, right?

Yeah, that's what i caught from the meteorologists here. The "murder run" was the ecmwf 12z from a day or two ago.  You get the very windy type of hurricanes and the very wet types (forgive me for sounding like the president) , and this one was both and sat on the coast for 3 days in that run.  The meteorologists were geeking out on this one because it has weird measurements all over. 

It lowered severity overnight which is good.  Temp difference between the water and air usually fuels them at night.  Was watching the radar yesterday and it was heading south of where we (well the mets in office) thought it'd hit and now it's north of that.  It took a squiggly path.

The one of the new runs has it bouncing along the coast hitting multiple cities.  So let's hope it doesn't do that and just shakes itself apart. 
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1392 on: September 13, 2018, 03:48:43 pm »
Fuck cancer twice.

And this hurricane sounds like it could be worse news than normal.  Between the President downplaying the severity of it, while hyping up the abilities of FEMA (whose funds he cut), this could be really bad.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1393 on: September 13, 2018, 03:54:21 pm »
Fuck cancer twice.

And this hurricane sounds like it could be worse news than normal.  Between the President downplaying the severity of it, while hyping up the abilities of FEMA (whose funds he cut), this could be really bad.

Oh I don’t know... he did admit it was big and wet. What more can we reasonably expect from him?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1394 on: September 13, 2018, 04:01:01 pm »
There's a camera right in the path:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM
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