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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1410 on: September 14, 2018, 05:39:34 pm »
This is why I get so wrapped around the axle about infrastructure maintenance.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1411 on: September 14, 2018, 07:25:22 pm »
I went to the hospital today.  They gave me the kind of treatment I'd have to pay £200 for in a Soho nightclub, then gave me a pack of pills and a certificate to say I'm not dying.

Which is nice.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1412 on: September 14, 2018, 11:07:48 pm »
Fuck, my condolences for that certificate.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1413 on: September 14, 2018, 11:18:38 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1414 on: September 16, 2018, 10:27:07 pm »
Anyone seen Mandy? Because fuck yeah :eek:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1415 on: September 18, 2018, 12:43:20 am »
Yeah, we're gonna need a photo your social stats.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1416 on: September 18, 2018, 05:07:11 pm »
People are calling tech support thinking we're the weather channel. Again.  Angry, angry people.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1417 on: September 18, 2018, 05:14:10 pm »
There is weather, and I am angry.  What are you going to do about that?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1418 on: September 18, 2018, 05:28:08 pm »
There is weather, and I am angry.  What are you going to do about that?

Give you more weather!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1419 on: September 18, 2018, 05:31:12 pm »
Last call was about Anderson Cooper.  He isn't on the weather channel.

Best call was the lady complaining about the slutty meteorologist.  Showing shoulders and calves!  And bragging about a PHD!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1420 on: September 18, 2018, 06:07:23 pm »
Last call was about Anderson Cooper.  He isn't on the weather channel.

Best call was the lady complaining about the slutty meteorologist.  Showing shoulders and calves!  And bragging about a PHD!

Also Anderson Cooper.  That little tramp.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1421 on: September 18, 2018, 06:32:44 pm »
I wouldn't mind Anderson showing a bit of calve.


Just saying.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1422 on: September 18, 2018, 08:40:03 pm »
^-- this is why he upgraded from wellingtons to waders
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1423 on: Yesterday at 01:01:00 am »
So, today I went from back spasms to incoherent raging pain.

Spent the day at the hospital again.  I was hoping for kidney stones, really.

But it's some degenerative spine thing.  Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.

But I can do pain.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1424 on: Yesterday at 07:34:00 am »
Shit, sorry to hear that Dok. That sounds horrible.
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