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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2019, 03:28:29 am »
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2019, 12:47:57 pm »
Well, do you?
Narrator: In time you will know the tragic extent of my failings

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2019, 04:25:43 pm »
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men forum dwellers followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."






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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2019, 04:18:27 am »
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men forum dwellers followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2019, 12:15:30 am »
Walking one evening along a deserted road, a troop of horsemen saw Pope Elvis Flirtini coming towards them. Their imaginations started to work; this could be a Bad Person, with Wrong Ideas.

The troop bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and all lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at this strange behaviour, the man a forum visitor followed them. He found them stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? I saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," they said, "Really, we are here because of you. And you are here because of us."
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2019, 12:21:42 am »
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2019, 01:04:25 am »
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2019, 09:32:15 am »
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people
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Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2019, 12:04:19 am »
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people

Finally, my job here is done.

Until it isn't.
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche