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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 AM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#60
May 26, 2019, 03:28:29 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#61
May 26, 2019, 12:47:57 PM
Well, do you?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#62
May 26, 2019, 04:25:43 PM
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men – forum dwellers – followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."





altered

#63
May 28, 2019, 04:18:27 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 26, 2019, 04:25:43 PM
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men – forum dwellers – followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."
:mittens:
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#64
May 30, 2019, 12:15:30 AM
Walking one evening along a deserted road, a troop of horsemen saw Pope Elvis Flirtini coming towards them. Their imaginations started to work; this could be a Bad Person, with Wrong Ideas.

The troop bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and all lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at this strange behaviour, the man – a forum visitor – followed them. He found them stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? I saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," they said, "Really, we are here because of you. And you are here because of us."
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#65
May 30, 2019, 12:21:42 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#66
June 03, 2019, 01:04:25 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#67
June 03, 2019, 09:32:15 AM
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#68
June 05, 2019, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 03, 2019, 09:32:15 AM
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people

Finally, my job here is done.

Until it isn't.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn
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