Morning Meeting.
Me: "Okay, I think everyone here knows each other from the old days, except Norton and Sideways Dave."
SD: *growls*
Norton: "How did you get the name Sideways Dave?"
SD: "IT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME! I DIDN'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT, PENDEJO!"
Billy: "You only HAD to do that once."
Me: "Yeah, the only reason you're not in jail is that nobody really foresaw the NEED to illegalize it."
Billy: "You are in fact the black swan of perverts."
Norton: "No, seriously, what did he do?"
Me: "Norton, sometimes a noodle story is best left as a noodle story. If I tell you, it's gonna fuck up your head and then Renee will cut me."
SD: *grins*
Billy: "Besides, what are the odds he'll ever have access to a pressure suit again?"
SD: *sad face*
Norton: *looks a little nervous*
Billy: "It's good to be back, boss."
SD: "BUENO!"
Norton: "I caught that reference."
Me: "We're going to great things, Norton."