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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #720 on: May 28, 2019, 06:41:39 pm »
Good fucking christ, howl, whoever that is had it coming but every time I see someone crying it hurts me...

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #721 on: May 30, 2019, 08:08:55 pm »
Been my longest hiatus since I first stumbled across these boards over 10 years ago.

I think my last update was I fell off a mountain and didn't die? Specifically this

Two years later, well, finished the degree finally. Got engaged. Currently interviewing for new job. Still in Denver.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #722 on: May 30, 2019, 08:43:58 pm »


Yes, yes I do

welcome back dude, glad you're still kickin after that horrible mountain experience

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #723 on: May 30, 2019, 10:20:43 pm »
Yeah I like Dags. I like caravans not falling off of mountains more though
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #724 on: May 30, 2019, 11:33:12 pm »
In this week's edition of "Goddamnit, people" news:



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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #725 on: May 31, 2019, 05:29:29 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #726 on: June 04, 2019, 04:14:10 pm »
I just bought my fourth copy of the Rubiyyat of Omar Khayyam. I'm starting to feel like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory, collecting all those copies of Catcher in the Rye. It's such a beautiful poem though!

Right now I'm reading this book about Sufism by Idries Shah, and he syas that Omar Khayyam hid an esoteric message in the poem. Some aspects of this Sufic reading it were lost in the Fitzgerald "translation", but some remain. I just learned that Idries Shah created his own translation of the original Rubiyyat, which preserves the Sufic meaning. So I had to have it.

Soon (ie when I finish reading about him), I'm going to make a thread about the original Omar Khayyam. It's interesting -- it's very likely that teenage Kerry Thornely was not aware of the mystical depth of this name he chose, I suspect he just loved that so many of the poems are about getting drunk. But who knows. There's a lot of interesting stuff here which may tell us something about Discordia too.


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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #727 on: June 04, 2019, 04:23:05 pm »
I sometimes feel that Discordians at their best are really just shitty Sufis.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #728 on: June 04, 2019, 04:29:39 pm »
FB Discordians have me preferring the term “shitty sufi”.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #729 on: June 04, 2019, 04:32:56 pm »
FB Discordians have me preferring the term “shitty sufi”.

Tru dat.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #730 on: June 04, 2019, 06:50:16 pm »
I had some shitty Sufi once. Gave me the runs. That's the last time I get mine from a gas station.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #731 on: June 04, 2019, 08:05:56 pm »
I had some shitty Sufi once. Gave me the runs. That's the last time I get mine from a gas station.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #732 on: June 05, 2019, 04:51:50 am »
hell with climate change starting to show up, we might not survive the summer
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #733 on: June 05, 2019, 04:46:22 pm »
Omar Khayyam is name of worst curry house in Stirlingshire (possibly the entire christendom) So fuck that prick. Omar Khayyam may have wisdom and enlightenment all dripping out the wazzoo but his onion bhajis suck weasel dick!  :argh!:
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #734 on: June 05, 2019, 06:21:26 pm »
If he was that enlightened he would make something edible, I agree