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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #735 on: June 07, 2019, 04:00:38 am »
so its been a while since i mentioned what i'm up to on this place so here goes: was working with autistic?mentally handicapped adults, decided 15 bux an hour was way too little pay to get slapped around for no reason with little behavioral training, quit that to try my hand at doing Lyft full time while swearing to work on my podcast which i defied all expectation by ACTUALLY DOING, realized I had chosen to pursue full-time rideshare driving at the exact point in history where that's no longer a viable income source, and went crawling back to the mental health field to work with autistic children for 17 bux an hour. So a net gain, overall.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #736 on: June 07, 2019, 05:57:11 am »
so its been a while since i mentioned what i'm up to on this place so here goes: was working with autistic?mentally handicapped adults, decided 15 bux an hour was way too little pay to get slapped around for no reason with little behavioral training, quit that to try my hand at doing Lyft full time while swearing to work on my podcast which i defied all expectation by ACTUALLY DOING, realized I had chosen to pursue full-time rideshare driving at the exact point in history where that's no longer a viable income source, and went crawling back to the mental health field to work with autistic children for 17 bux an hour. So a net gain, overall.

It's weird how people get really good at something, but it's not always what they like.  A properly ordered universe would have peoples' aptitudes match their preferences.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #737 on: June 07, 2019, 12:53:22 pm »
link to podcast?

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #738 on: June 07, 2019, 04:10:09 pm »
I know right? Like on paper I should be some kind of theater kid, but it just never happened.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #739 on: June 08, 2019, 09:28:01 am »
Is it weird that I need to catch a buzz to watch Handmaid's tale?

Without at least 3 beers in me, it just stresses me out and I start shopping for guns, again.

Seems unhealthy on maybe a couple of levels.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #740 on: June 09, 2019, 07:14:51 am »
Is it weird that I need to catch a buzz to watch Handmaid's tale?

Without at least 3 beers in me, it just stresses me out and I start shopping for guns, again.

Seems unhealthy on maybe a couple of levels.
As someone who recently started watching that show, I can't blame you. The political commentary embedded into the plot is both disgusting and fascinating as hell.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #741 on: June 09, 2019, 08:21:26 am »
Pretty sure my coworkers at shit second job were exchanging some kind of white drug that comes in little plastic bags. Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but the boss is also my friend and roommate, so it puts me in a rather difficult position. The way I see it is I have two options: ignore it and if they do it again, go, "you know that I live with the boss, right? I don't care of you like drugs, but don't be obvious about having them on you here" or I can be like, "check the security cameras from last night, look for blatant stupidity."

On the bright side, I only need to work there for 16 more days total in order to have enough money until September 20, when regular paychecks for TAing resume. Also, I don't have a wedding to pay for anymore, so, regular monthly sacrifice no longer occurs.
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« Reply #742 on: June 11, 2019, 07:13:15 am »
Is it weird that I need to catch a buzz to watch Handmaid's tale?

Without at least 3 beers in me, it just stresses me out and I start shopping for guns, again.

Seems unhealthy on maybe a couple of levels.
As someone who recently started watching that show, I can't blame you. The political commentary embedded into the plot is both disgusting and fascinating as hell.

Thing is, I'm starting a diet, which is going to mean cutting out the 3 or 4 beers after work 5-6 nights a week. I've spent about a third of my gun budget for the year, and the year is about a third over, so I'm good there. But now that I'm giving up my crutch, things are bound to escalate.

Fortunately, I'll have more money since I'm not spending it on booze anymore. So I guess it works out.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #743 on: June 12, 2019, 07:43:19 am »
I forgot to bookmark it, I can't think of the right keywords to save my life, and I can't remember what threads have a link to it; anyone remember the thread where a challenge to let Eris fuck someone's shit for 30 days resulted in Cram (probably Cram, might've been LMNO) writing a parable about death by madness mantra? That was a good'un, I wanna save that for later.
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« Reply #744 on: June 12, 2019, 11:55:46 am »
That was LMNO, I think it's in Literate Chaotic.

I'm pretty sure the thread is called thirty days of Eris
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #745 on: June 12, 2019, 11:59:04 am »
The thread title is “An error has occurred!”. It was LMNO and the fun begins here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,24245.msg837915.html#msg837915
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #746 on: June 14, 2019, 12:12:27 am »
What's this, people are posting? YES.
But what's this, it's jobs and insurance and the DMV?  :?
Cram's fake doctor is cool, though.  :lulz:

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #747 on: June 14, 2019, 05:08:08 am »
GO RAPTORS!!!!

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #748 on: June 14, 2019, 06:00:06 am »
So tomorow or Monday, I find out if I have in fact found the worst job yet.

Which would be better than what I have now.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #749 on: June 14, 2019, 08:21:44 am »
So tomorow or Monday, I find out if I have in fact found the worst job yet.

Which would be better than what I have now.
I wish you luck, if that's appropriate.
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