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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #675 on: May 17, 2019, 01:26:24 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #676 on: May 17, 2019, 01:59:16 pm »
Hey spags.

I can't weigh in on Game of Thrones, because I quit watching it, but hey.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #677 on: May 17, 2019, 03:33:02 pm »
I guess he might have been writing to Illyrio, though the show seems to have forgotten about him.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #678 on: May 17, 2019, 03:47:56 pm »
I spat coffee.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #679 on: May 17, 2019, 05:11:03 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #680 on: May 17, 2019, 05:18:09 pm »
I guess he might have been writing to Illyrio, though the show seems to have forgotten about him.

More proof that people were fools to forget about Dr Illyrio

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #681 on: May 17, 2019, 05:22:48 pm »
Bronn, with a promise of gold that Varys has stashed away with one of his "little birds", should he kill Dany.

That's what I'd do, but Varys has kinda dropped the ball lately, between "not noticing your queen is insane" and "being burned alive".

Yeah, while Dany going apeshit on King's Landing wasn't really super shocking, Varys and Tyrion kind of dropped the ball seeing as they were always portrayed as smart and politically savvy. Even before she found out about Jon, she'd been paranoid about traitors and didn't tolerate any threat to her rule. Then Tyrion finds about about Jon, tells Varys, tells Dany about Varys and then is all (*insert shocked Pikachu meme here) when she decides to burn Varys alive, followed by King's Landing.

And Jon trying to get everyone to stop fighting - little late for that bud. You don't really get to call "time out" in the middle of everyone hacking each other to death.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #682 on: May 17, 2019, 05:39:22 pm »
Jon Snow used to know nothing. Now he does nothing. Like seriously, what HAS he done this season? He couldn’t even be arsed to tell Sansa and Arya about his parents.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #683 on: May 17, 2019, 06:11:23 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #684 on: May 17, 2019, 06:13:18 pm »
also, when the means of seizing the throne is physically taking it by force, who the fuck cares about the proper line of succession?

like, Varys is all "you're the true king, dude", but if that meant anything, there wouldn't be a war for the throne, right?

"the people prefer you tho hur hur hur" WHO LITERALLY CARES, the series has repeatedly shown that means as much as nine dicks in a dick boat


you know what -- blondie made Gendry "officially robert baratheon's heir", I bet, when it's all said and done, he gets the throne.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #685 on: May 17, 2019, 06:29:41 pm »
What does the magic chair do, anyway?

Like... does it fly, or grant wishes, or what?
Formerly something else...

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #686 on: May 17, 2019, 07:38:58 pm »
It cuts people.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #687 on: May 17, 2019, 07:46:38 pm »
Like some kind of Lovecraftian horror, it forces people to seek it out, only to go insane once they sit upon it.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #688 on: May 18, 2019, 12:52:52 am »
Like some kind of Lovecraftian horror, it forces people to seek it out, only to go insane once they sit upon it.

Might kill all the peasentry and then yourself, but at least you wont die out of an iron deficiency! Vitamin supplements were a commodity even monarchs didnt have access to.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #689 on: May 18, 2019, 01:11:46 am »
Hoo boy.
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