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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2020, 04:37:12 pm »
I'm beginning to wonder if this has been around much longer than we thought, and has been chalked off as the flu.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2020, 04:48:21 pm »
That is what China seems to be saying, with its earlier dated first patient.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2020, 05:09:07 pm »
Also, Pence seems to have been potentially exposed down here in Florida. Hilarity ensues.
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Re: Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2020, 10:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Suu on March 03, 2020, 05:09:07 pm
Also, Pence seems to have been potentially exposed down here in Florida. Hilarity ensues.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2020, 10:30:30 pm »
Welp, the Fed cut the rate by half a percent to protect the economy, and the S&P 500 responded by falling 2.8%.

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So, does anyone stand to profit from this mess?
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2020, 10:36:01 pm »
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on March 03, 2020, 10:30:30 pm
Welp, the Fed cut the rate by half a percent to protect the economy, and the S&P 500 responded by falling 2.8%.

 :omg:

So, does anyone stand to profit from this mess?

Whoever the pharma bro is that is going to buy the vaccine as soon as it's out.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2020, 01:05:20 pm »
Warren Buffet, and anyone else who has several million to buy up all the undervalued stock.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2020, 01:49:45 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on March 04, 2020, 01:05:20 pm
Warren Buffet, and anyone else who has several million to buy up all the undervalued stock.

Much of the stock isn't undervalued.  Prices have fallen on low earnings warnings, because shipments have been stopped and supply chains have dried up.  It's 50% likely that the rebound was a dead cat bounce.  We'll know by the middle of this month.

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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2020, 02:05:46 pm »
Quote from: Suu on March 03, 2020, 10:36:01 pm
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on March 03, 2020, 10:30:30 pm
Welp, the Fed cut the rate by half a percent to protect the economy, and the S&P 500 responded by falling 2.8%.

 :omg:

So, does anyone stand to profit from this mess?

Whoever the pharma bro is that is going to buy the vaccine as soon as it's out.

I prefer to refer to him by his legal name, federal inmate number 87850-053.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2020, 12:47:15 am »
The Senate killed the emergency sick leave bill. Cool. I get to actually live the late 19th Century.

We're just gonna let the invisible hand of the free market sort this one out until people get sick of sweeping the dead out of the gutters.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #55 on: March 12, 2020, 01:28:23 am »
200 dead in Italy in the last 24 hours.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #56 on: March 12, 2020, 03:30:23 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2020, 01:28:23 am
200 dead in Italy in the last 24 hours.

I am coming to terms with the fact that my father is going to die from this.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #57 on: March 12, 2020, 05:25:56 am »
A lot of people are going to die.

I have to say, I expected the collapse of civilization as we know it would start from climate change. Instead, it’s a virus that we could have stopped.

Fuck. People DID stop it in multiple countries. And the West let it burn.

I feel weird.
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #58 on: March 12, 2020, 07:31:27 am »
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Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« Reply #59 on: March 12, 2020, 02:12:36 pm »
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A lot of people are going to die.

I have to say, I expected the collapse of civilization as we know it would start from climate change. Instead, it’s a virus that we could have stopped.

Fuck. People DID stop it in multiple countries. And the West let it burn.

I feel weird.

That's because white people are invincible. Everybody knows that new viruses only go after brown people and Chinese people.  :roll:

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