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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #375 on: September 29, 2020, 08:21:56 pm »
I felt pretty dumb when I went up for it, I thought they just swab the inside of your cheek, its quite invasive, still better to know sooner than spend two or more weeks of uncertainty  otherwise

It's not that bad.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #376 on: September 29, 2020, 08:22:39 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #377 on: September 30, 2020, 09:28:48 am »
It shouldnt have been so bad, but it turned out what I had was a sinus infection so they jabbed the source of the fun
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« Reply #378 on: September 30, 2020, 04:56:53 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #379 on: October 03, 2020, 12:57:58 pm »
So about to prolly lose home of 14 years n a bit. In case anyone was wondering why I wasnít being my normal self shitting the place and all.

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« Reply #380 on: October 03, 2020, 01:30:27 pm »
So about to prolly lose home of 14 years n a bit. In case anyone was wondering why I wasnít being my normal self shitting the place and all.

You're like a worse version of Fujikoma, I doubt anyone here has any sympathy left for you.
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« Reply #381 on: October 03, 2020, 09:36:54 pm »
So about to prolly lose home of 14 years n a bit. In case anyone was wondering why I wasnít being my normal self shitting the place and all.

You're like a worse version of Fujikoma, I doubt anyone here has any sympathy left for you.


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« Reply #382 on: October 03, 2020, 10:25:26 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #383 on: October 06, 2020, 04:32:13 am »
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.

adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #384 on: October 06, 2020, 04:15:53 pm »
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.

adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.

What happened is they got embarrassed by their mistake and you must pay for that.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #385 on: October 06, 2020, 09:19:47 pm »
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.

adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.

Get your state attorney general on the line, you have rights as an existing tenant and they are trying to fuck you.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #386 on: October 07, 2020, 05:35:05 am »
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.

adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.

Get your state attorney general on the line, you have rights as an existing tenant and they are trying to fuck you.
Yeah i figure that since this company sells all its other one bedrooms at about 500 bux per month more than I'm currently paying, they were hoping they could "accidently" kick me out of my place and then jack up the rent on the next poor sap. FML
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #387 on: October 08, 2020, 09:46:17 pm »
Don't have much time and can't catch up the forum, but I will be staying in Gundersen Health Systems' finest COVID psych ward accomodations for an indefinite period of time voluntarily. Still waiting on fast test results to come back to know for sure, but mass COVID exposure happened because some fingerlicking shit knuckle decided to not wear a mask for 1.5 weeks.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #388 on: October 09, 2020, 05:50:34 am »
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.

adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.
What with the moratorium on evictions in different states my estimate is no judge would see or ever even sign some shit like that until at least like February. Thatís the story I tell myself from sites like this in CA httxx://landlordtenant.dre.ca.gov/tenant/protection_guidelines.html
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #389 on: October 09, 2020, 07:33:19 pm »
I'm worried about people, I'm going to shut up now.